Cinematic Anarchy

In this episode, Chris, is joined by Rachel, and Matt as they dive into a hilariously chaotic discussion about the 1981 film "Clash of the Titans." From a discussion about the terrifying TriStar Pegasus logo to a query about the need for pantsless fantasy epic heroes, the trio leaves no stone unturned. They even chat about the absurdity of Perseus's decision-making skills, like losing magical items in ankle-deep water and the questionable choice of creating a mechanical owl with similar mannerisms to R2-D2. With tangents about Greek mythology's bizarre romantic escapades, and the joys of watching movies on CRT TVs, this episode is a delightful mix of nostalgia and Cinematic Anarchy's usual chaos.

In this episode of Cinematic Anarchy, we take your favorite holiday classics and give them a hilariously dark twist!  We're mashing up "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" with "Home Alone" to create a comedy-horror crossover you never knew you needed. Join Chris and Fara as they dive into the chaotic world of Kevin McAllister, now a grown-up trap-setting mastermind, and see what happens when he crosses paths with some unexpected serial killers. Buckle up for a wild ride filled with laughs, nostalgia, and a sprinkle of holiday madness!

In this cinematic "masterpiece" (Quotes used intentionally), Santa Claus takes on the Martians in a battle of wits and... well, mostly just wits. With a plot that rivals the complexity of a children's bedtime story, Santa is kidnapped by Martians who are desperate to bring joy to their humorless, sleep-deprived children. Armed with a laugh that could make Mr. Magoo cringe and a workshop that churns out more amalgamations than presents, Santa's conquest is as convincing as a polar bear costume made from a gutted stuffed animal. Join Chris, Christian and guest host Bev as they mull over this 1964 cult classic, which has earned its rightful place on the 'worst movies of all time' list, proving once and for all that even Santa can't conquer everything—especially not the Martians.

Buckle up for 'The Last Sleigh Ride,' where comedy meets horror in a film that’s as unpredictable as an oar based blood splatter. Chris sits with Matt and Rachel to dissect the movie's quirky charm, from its indie low budget effects to its laugh-out-loud moments, all while questioning if the real horror was Marco's puppy focused rage or Max Rampage stuck on repeat. Get ready for a final slay-ride of laughs and criticisms.

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We tumble into this episode after a difficult week and chat with Matt and Rachel about the sword and sorcery sleeper "Dragonslayer", a 1981 effort starring Peter McNicol, Caitlin Clarke, and Ralph Richardson. So, grab your water, drink it down and try to keep awake... seriously, really try.

it has been a Happy Halloween and to celebrate the end of spooky season and we sit down with Matt and Rachel to go over our personal top five list of villainous parents in film, all while Chris tries and fails to keep from hacking into the mic. Aren't seasonal colds the best?

Get me James Bond, an Exorcist and an Oompa Loompa! "Flash Gordon" once saved the universe, and now Chris along with Matt and Rachel from "The Strange and Beautiful Book Club" podcast tumble through the 1980 Action Sci-fi cult classic and wonder.... if Flash truly saved the universe, then why does that count down timer seem to be flashing zero? Join us for the chaos and don't forget to hydrate.

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Have you seen the Japanese "Evil Dead"? If not then run out and go watch "Bloody Muscle Bodybuilder in Hell" before you sit to listen to us chat with author Beverly Price about the low budget Japanese love letter to the original Sam Rami classic horror.

In this episode Chris sits with Matt and Rachel of "The Strange and Beautiful Book Club Podcast" to trauma dump about the bizarre sci-fi head-trip that is "ZARDOZ". Was an entire film featuring Sean Connery in a red diaper and thigh high leather boots a good idea? We should talk about that.

This year is the 40th anniversary of "Return of the Living Dead", and so in true Cinematic Anarchy style Chris and Christian sit down with recurring guest Fara to run through a chaotic review of this beloved cult classic.