It’s the end of Whoopi month and we’re pulling off our disguises with Loaded Weapon and finally get back into the habit of having the star of the theme month actually star in the movie with Sister Act 2. 

We break down what makes a spoof movie work, is Scary Movie the last great spoof movie, putting some respect on Moose’s name, what we wouldn’t do for seven million dollars but most importantly we beat our mugs while discussing Birth of a Nation!
Also, J-Man offends Spaghetti and D Payne with his punishment pick…

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A new month, a new category, a new Cinephobiacs draft. Riding high from last months successful draft of having 3 picks selected, the crew drafts potential movies for Heist month. The draft features a theme from Spaghetti, D Payne having no idea what he is picking and J Man longing for picks he knows so he won't be "forced" to watch movies that will most likely make him miserable. So gather some old friends and possibly some new friends and download, follow, rate and click that play episode button and yell out "YOU SON OF A BITCH, I'M IN"!

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It's November which means it's time to make some Whoopi Pods and we figured what better way to do that than to discuss...Mike Tirico. We also discussed the pods of Eddie and J Man Zagackto pick, Homie Spumoni because after all that's the point of the show, isn't it?

We get into D Payne's top 5 moments the Knicks were relevant in his lifetime, TV guides and tube TV's, putting on our underwear dick first and of course, we discuss boy bands and their members importance in the band. 

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It's another punishment watch for the Cinephobiacs crew! This past month of Martial Arts/Fighting month had D Payne edging out the J Man, 2 (Bloodsport and American Ninja) to 1(TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze). D Payne stuck to true Cinephobe fashion with choosing the trilogy in the TMNT series and The J Man and Spaghetti were forced to watch TMNT 3: The Sacred Scroll of Death or Back in Time or some other shit you want to call it. 

So join us as we travel back to 1593 or 1603 or 1609 or whatever time they say it is and we explore a time before pizza, hockey and most importantly pizza. Hold on to your egg timers and go on the most amazing adventure in 400 years with the Cinephobiacs crew!

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It's time for another Cinephobiacs draft and although we're a little behind schedule with 2 movies already being picked, Eddie and Homie Spumoni (a J Man Zagackto), the crew picks the rest of the month coming up. We have some laughs about the trailers, get some scares as it seems Spaghetti's house is haunted by a ghost and we cap the pod off with D Payne's punishment pick for J Man and Spaghetti! 

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It’s the end of Martial Arts/Fighting month and the crew gets down with the green machine  without being seen in TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze (Zagackto pick for J Man) and  then breaks out of a military police jail with the original American Ninja (Zagackto pick number 2 for D Payne).

The crew gets into the best pizza in film, practicing on inanimate objects, backyard wrestling days , and a surprise breakdown on the history of condoms. 

Pssssst…stay tuned next week for our Making Whoopi draft and punishment pick from D Payne…teasin it!

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It’s Fighting/Martial Arts month for Cinephobe so we’re being recruited to travel all the way to Missouri from New York City and then jet setting to Hong Kong to discuss the pods for Roadhouse and Bloodsport.

The crew discusses the heyday of the movie trailers, their first movie theater experience (someone really shows their age), dropping trow at a urinal and we find a way to fix terrible dubbing in movies!

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The crew is joined by super fan Hefty to break down Spaghetti's punishment pick, Coming 2 America. As expected, we're not the same as Cinephobe and this episode should make that very clear but nonetheless, the J Man and D Payne, along with Hefty go over Coming 2 America and point out all the things that were wrong with the movie, the very few things that were right with it and a discuss a possible alternative solution to making sequels that nobody is asking for. Plus, we have our "Am I Too Soon" selections, including a ThemeNoir pick from Hefty!

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Snipes September came to a deadly halt with with Blade: Trinity and Gallowwalkers and much like how Snipes September started, it ended with even more questions of what the fuck is going on in this movie, what the fuck is going on with his decision making and how the fuck did these movies get made?

The crew tries to find out those answers along with questioning whether it is in Ryan Reynolds contract to show his V, admiring JuJu Gotti's presence on the episode, ponder if Gallowwalkers is someones favorite movie and come up with potentially a great idea for a new tv show.

Sprinkled in our reviews, we get D-Payne's bottom 10 Cinephobe movies, our Future Call Back draft picks for Fighting month and Spaghetti dishes out his punishment movie pick for The J Man and D-Payne.

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The crew gets into some future talk with this future pod. We ride the lightning into the future with Futuresport, bet on  black with Passenger 57 and take short CJI detours with Howard the Duck.

Fresh off another Mayes interview, we ascertain what a slapdick is, question who the fuck does Hawaii think they are, question who doesn't like to sleep naked, propose a potential field study for Rotten Tomatoes users and we are shocked by finding out that one of us doesn't know how to ride a bike!

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