It's time for another punishment pick and this time D-Payne is the odd man out and watches over us with his review of the 2002 Sylvester Stallone Action/Crime movie, Avenging Angelo.

So go seek some therapy in the form of shoe shopping, grab a nice plate of fabulous clams and try not to get waxed as we try to figure out if Angelo was indeed avenged. Not only do we copy Cinephobe on this podcast but we also ripoff Darth Amin's Rule of Two and end the pod with Star Wars talk and we try to determine what the final pick will be for BHM. 

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It may be Black History Month on Cinephobe but Cinephobiacs are playing catchup and finally ending Stallone Month and a Half with their breakdown of Zookeeper!

We're joined again by the ultimate Cinepobiacs cinephobiac Hefty, as D-Payne comes in from off the bench due to illness. We start off with a little cheese talk, debate if Zookeeper is the best Happy Madison production in the last 11 years, weigh the pros and cons of the "better" profession between Zookeeper or Used Car Salesman, and discuss stories of getting back with our exes and J Man claims he is the Michael Jordan of this particular activity. 

We finish off the pod with our Am I Too Soon predictions and the guys were absolutely pleased with Hefty letting us go first so he could be a pest with his pick.

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Mayes and Amin finally found the movie that cracked Zach and made him abort on Stallone Year so the Cinephobiacs crew is back with another draft!

The guys pick 5 movies each out of 100's that qualify for a BHM movie (we're still not quite sure what that means), discuss their movies that were on the outside looking in, question what Zach, Mayes and Amin's process might be when it comes to a theme month and could Cinephobe actually pick a movie that a Cinepobiac was "in"???

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You know what we want! We wanna talk to Samson!

That's right, we got straight  to business and took nothing personal with our special guest, David Samson. We discussed clubhouse rendezvous, Samson's love of the Rocky franchise, Oscar season, that fraud Adnan Virk, a shocking revelation from the 6'5 Spaghetti Lasagna and a much anticipated MLB lockout update!

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Stallone Month (or year) hasn't quite ended just yet so grab your match stick, one slice of frozen pizza, a cold Budweiser and put on your best rhinestoned outfit and listen as we break down Cobra and Rhinestone.

During the breakdown, we find out which one of the guys wants to go into a store like Amin and just start breaking shit, go on an Original Kings of Comedy tangent and discuss who's the better taxi driver between Stallone and Travolta. Spaghetti also comes up with a great Am I Too Soon suggestion and we think of a way to keep Stallone year alive even if Zach ends up phobing a Stallone movie.

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New year in Cinephobe means a new theme for Cinephobe and 2022 stars off with (or is entirely filled with) the one and only, Sly Stallone! Stallone month (or year) starts with a Poppy-Talk hall of famer with  Over the Top and  followed up immediately by the movie that cemented Carl Weathers in Cinephobe lure and became the namesake for the coveted Ass Off award, Rocky IV. 

The crew discuss their thoughts on whether or not opening credit scenes are warranted or not,  Spaghettis much better plot for Rocky IV, Skinemax memories and we go over the Rocky montages power rankings.

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It's punishment pick time but in a film noir twist, D Payne and The J Man let Spaghetti off easy and instead of watching a really terrible heist movie, the whole crew, along with special guest Hefty, watched the 1999 comedy Blue Streak.

Grab your saws, fake teeth and have your uncle Lou write up a fake file for you so you can feed some speed in your ride as we introduce Spaghetti to the Martin Lawrence classic. We get into the lack of timeline exposition, the 90's fashion obsession with leather jackets, the way law enforcement is depicted as completely incompetent in the movie and we might just have to find another co-host due to Spaghetti's lack of growing up in the 90's.

We also get into our Am I Too Soon predictions with a complete lack of knowledge of if Cinephobe will do a theme, actor or if they'll continue with Stallone for the foreseeable future.

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Heist month came to a forgettable conclusion with the most film noir twists moments in all of Cinephobe movie history, Now You See Me 2, aka Now You Don’t. 

The crew discuss the important questions in life like whether or not masturbating in a movie theater should bring you shame? Would we be selfish or do something for the greater good of humanity if we could hypnotize people? And if there is a more punchable face in Hollywood than Jesse Eisenberg? 

Plus we get into the Stallone Months draft picks, reveal Spaghetti’s punishment movie pick and end it off by breaking some tension! 

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Special guest Snacky Tuna joins the crew as they break down the 3000 Miles to Graceland and Honest Thief podcasts. So put on your Elvis costumes and travel 3000 miles to do an honest days work of  fixing broken safes. 

We get into who Kevin Costner reminds us of, our feelings on Elvis impersonators, renaming Honest Thief and creating a new award(i.e. Golden Dumpster, Ass Off) for Cinephobe. The crew, along with Snacky, give their picks for next months theme in the  Am I Too Soon Draft.

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Heist Month is in full force at Cinephobe but before we can get buy a painting on Etsy and review the Red Notice pod, D Payne and Spaghetti must pay their Whoopi Month punishment first and review 9/11.**we are making fun of 9/11 the movie not 9/11 the event**

We ascertain if the concept of 9/11 would be a good movie if you get rid of the terrorist attacks element, discuss if Mayes is indeed the Robert Horry of podcasting, debate if Ryan Reynolds is the Barry Bonds of banter and question how we are to address Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson!

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