Cinephobiacs

We Are Back...sort of... 
 The J Man decided to gift the guys at Cinephobiacs the gift of Cinephobe and sent them a copy of the CInephobe classic, Ballistic Ecks vs. Sever. So join us as we hit play on the old DVD machine and we watch along together. 

We might not know what the point of the movie was or where the budget went for this movie or if our noses will ever be the same again but what we do know is...we had a lot of fun!

Although the guys aren't doing the pod anymore, it doesn't mean the philes (and phobes) are lost! We did TMNTIII as a punishment pick during Karate/Ninja/Fighting Month and we're re-leasing it for you guys and you can ascertain for yourselves, who broke it down better!

It's the last episode of Cinephobiacs and we're breaking down the last two movies of Space Month (I know it's late, but vacation week Dan-O)!

We discuss the pods, go on more deep dives of actors IMDB pages, have a mini draft and go over our top 5 and bottom 5 movies Cinephobe has done since we started the pod (Affleck Month).

Seriously has been a lot of fun doing this podcast, made some new friends, got to talk to some really cool people and got to bond with a really great community of people who all love movies that they're afraid to admit they love.

Next time we make love...you introduce me to Jade!

Also... check out the Justin's (The J Man) solo project Somehow I Manage(d)

It’s our final month here at Cinephobiacs and we’re finger blasting some balls and eating a delicious chicken burrito while we breakdown The Watch and Battleship!

This episodes theme: Runs! Nope not that kind but the runs of movie stars. We go over Jonah Hills two runs, kind of rank phrases our wives  could say to us that turn us on, we rank our favorite Jonah Hill movies and somehow go in a deep dive of Orlando Jones's movies and his career… ‘Make 7-up Yours’!

We’re closing off McConaughey month with some spaghetti leg fatigue and we’re reviewing Two For The Money and Tiptoes! 

As D Payne explores Mexico and their rattlesnake liquor, Hefty and the J Man question if they could  pee over a 6 foot man, what things in sports movies that don’t make sense drive us crazy, is Gary oldman playing a little person equal to black face and if they would you ever trust someone who claims to be a relative of your significant other. 

Join us on as we make our last month here at Cinephobiacs a special one…

It's a bittersweet draft at Cinephobiacs. This will be our last month doing the pod so it will be our last draft!

The little shit Hefty looks to be ending the pod on a crazy heater! Picking movies left and right and now picking the next month...Space Month. This is another one of those months that can have a million choices due to all the terrible space movies that have been made but will any of ours get picked by the gang... we might not have the faith to make it happen but we might just get a miracle after all!

We are just l-i-v-i-n our best life here at Cinephobiacs as we breakdown Ghost of Girlfriends Past and The Beachbum!

In the episode we discuss our love for McConaugheys characters, our porn sites most visited, swoon over Zach Effron, our same note as Mayes with Isla Fishers toes and is there a celebrity cut off for us taking a joint that doesn’t have seatbelts and smoking it?

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It's time for another punishment pick here at Cinephobiacs! D Payne trapped us in a house that's resided by a crazy couple because we couldn't fix a broken fence in time before a hurricane comes and forced us to watch the 2019 Nicolas Cage thriller, Grand Isle. Do we die in the storm or do we stab D Payne in the hand and drive off in a hotrod? 

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Alright, alright, alright, it's draft time again. Mr. Greenlinghts himself, Matthew McConaughey is getting his own month at Cinephobe! We go for four rounds picking his qualifiers and we even added a wild card bonus pick! Wild Card bitches!!!!

Plus, since Hefty had some beginners luck with his draft from Vehicles Month, he issues his punishment pick for us!

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The guys get incredibly wasted, lose their car and hit their speed button for this one as they break down Dude Where’s my Car and Taxi.

How do we feel about pudding? Do we say dude, sweet or shibby? Do we like the new rules for Cinephobe? Who did we want to see in Taxi to make it better? And most importantly: Do we find Jimmy Fallon funny?

All that is answered and more on this episode plus our ‘Am I Too Soon’ predictions for June!

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