What’s in store this week? Kelsey gets the privilege of summing up Daeds’ chapter! We also check in on “Baby” Minotaur, choose some apropos whirlwind romance montage songs, and commiserate about Circe’s sibling drama.

Rose, Kelsey, and Gloria chat about what they're thankful for this year in a special minisode where we bring some of our favorite turkey day recipes to the table of the gods, hope they're pleased.

Join the Pasiphae Haters’ Club! Time travel with us back to early 2000’s internet videos! Learn trauma math (twisted children’s bedtime stories=twisted children=twisted adults)! Meet sweet Ariadne, scumbag King Minos, and the WTF minotaur! It’s all here, folks.

Kelsey skips to the end, we drool over Daedz, hate on baby shower games, and commentate the epic Scylla/Circe battle! We also discuss walnuth, the importance of smells and flavors, and the male/female workplace dynamic. Don’t miss the preview of the album by The Monster Formerly Known as Scylla!

Mama Brown and hottie Hermes make their debuts this week! Find out our take on BDE, let us know if you’re Team Klaxon or Team Vuvuzela, dish with us about the forbidden flings in your life, and discover Rose’s guilty pleasure show. This week’s fun fact: “It’s Gonna Be Me” by N*SYNC is 21 years old this year! [rests in peace]

Rose, Kelsey, and Gore-ia chat about who they'd be for a Circe-themed Halloween party.

Commiserate with us about our allergies as we travel with Circe to her island. Will she dominate or drown? Witness the birth of Pimp My Punishment, draw comparisons between our quarantine and Circe’s exile, and rifle through the numerous Harry Potter references with us. Bonus: realistic animal sounds and irrational fears!

This week, we check on Scylla, Circe gets too much sun, Helios gets scared, and the gods and titans meet. Also, Circe’s making travel plans; find out where she’s headed! In the meantime, we run through our favorite books to bawl over.

Did you know there was a 4th Schuyler sister? Find out what her name was, along with what the gods smell like this week, some pandemic (and royal) etiquette, why it’s a bad idea to transform your crush (especially your first one), and some Microsoft Word formatting tips. Special bonus: Kelsey teaches us some Korean!

Rose, Kelsey, and Gloria talk all things Greek this week, we dive into what got us into greek mythology (kind of).