City of Rats

I ran a 10K race. STOP. This is NOT a motivational story. I screw up badly. I get into it. Also, I reflect about instances where I failed to be a decent person. We all do this kind of shit. Right?  Fortunately, I talk about a new show I'm watching on Netflix that's a lovely distraction. It's called The Repair Shop. Have you seen it? It doesn't matter because I break it down. 

It took me over a month to talk about this because I wanted to put this in a place where I could discuss it: I reflected on watching someone die at a comedy club. In addition, as this podcast grows, I will attract people who may not like me. But rest assured, I will not be stopped by crummy comments. I have trolled with the best of them. However, it doesn't mean you should be nasty. If you don't like something, keep it moving, Dad. Please rate and review positively. 

Did I try to friend request every Kunal Arora in MySpace? Yes. It was a terrible idea. The only idea worse than that was the years I spent driving drunk. Many tales from that era in my life. I regret it immensely but I saw a meme that says you should be embarrassed as to how you used to be. I could not agree any more. Finally, I get into the greatest acting role I was offered. A role so insane that it makes you wonder if they could even make this movie. It may just be the greatest role in Cinema... judge for yourself. 

I was at a wedding this past weekend. Not for nothing, I found a way to be a hero. Also, I find a way to take shots against the real villains in this world: Food Influencers and Online Life Coaches. On my mission to keep it as real as possible with you, I tell you the time I got cancelled. A story about how I lost an 80K job during the height of the pandemic over a tweet. This episode will be one of my favorites for a long time. 

They may have undid the OnlyFans porn ban but my opinion on it still holds true. Also, tough times with the Taliban but really what can you expect? Also, bad news. I got kidney stones. We love to eat. Here comes the consequences of it. 

Nothing more pathetic than someone's personality being based entirely on their vice. I get into it. If I am going to criticize, I also have to talk about how my litany of acting roles have lead me nowhere except here. Fingers are pointed everywhere. 

Did I hit on famed rapper Lloyd Banks' side chick while on a flight to India to scatter my father's ashes? YES. Realistically, that's all you need to know about this episode. Also, info on how to park in front of every church without getting a ticket. New episodes every Tuesday. 

Welcome to the premiere of Meet Me Outside! A podcast where I tell you what is necessary. This week I get into why I started this podcast. So come one, come all - loners, weirdos and even misfits. Let the journey begin. I open with give you a wild story about my car breaking down and being visited by a group of guardian angels. Also, advice on how to get whatever you want when dealing with a big companies.  New Episodes every Tuesday.