Casey and Michael battle each other in player vs. player combat to decide once and for all whether spell-casters or martial characters are the true dominant forces of Dungeons and Dragons. Will words or swords win this fight to the death? You'll have to listen to find out!

When Glendola refuses to marry her girlfriend of five years, she begins spiraling into questions of love, obsession, and commitment. With the help of a magical pet rock, will the will-they-won't-they halflings get hitched, or will Glendola spend the rest of her life alone? You'll have to listen to find out!

In this strange episode of City of Town, Michael and Casey do their best to start a tavern brawl. What happens next? You'll have to listen to find out! But mayhem, that's what... lol

Periwinkle wants to feel true love more than anything else in the world. Luckily, he's just come across a new group of clerics who prey to the god of love. Will Periwinkle discover what love feels like or will he live out the rest of his days loveless? You'll have to listen to find out!

When the town dentist's door is possessed by an evil force, he calls on Clarence the Carpenter Cleric for help. But in this town, the door's not the only evil thing lurking about. Will Clarence survive his battle with the abyssal or will he be carved open and left for dead? You'll have to listen to find out!

Once an evil wizard who wrought terror upon the land, Loren is now cursed to wander the land seeking friendship and good deeds. Will he befriend Big Smoc, the local bruiser, win the Noodle House eating competition, and end the curse? Or will he spend the rest of his days trying to relive his evil ways? You'll have to listen to find out!

Soap is a natural born leader. He always has been. Will he be able to lead his team through an impenetrable fortress to poison the king? Or will him and his crew be locked away in one of the kingdoms many sex dungeons... You'll have to listen to find out!

Lazarus has spent his life trying to figure out what class he is - ranger, cleric, bard?? But after a freak carnival accident leaves him several hundred feet in the air gripping onto a large balloon, it'll require every class feature he can summon to survive. Will he float back down to earth or fly up, up, and away? You'll have to listen to find out!

After Loxaboon's entire family is killed by a band of travelers, the goblin stumbles into an even more deadly trap. Will the lonely goblin survive his chance encounter with a venomous snake or will he be eaten alive? You'll have to listen to find out!

In this week's episode, Michael and Casey take questions from mythical news reporters. Will they withstand the heat? Who is Casey's secret fantasy crush? Is Michal actually three gnomes in a trench coat?? You'll have to listen to find out!