This is a show about movies. But sometimes its about way way way more than movies and that's because movies are art and art is bananas. Thusly, there's a little bit of preachy material at the end. Don't mind us we are just experts in everything just like our parents always told us!

Here's the thing with Disney Channel movies. They're terrible. This one had the opportunity to not be terrible but then it was terrible anyways. Devastating.

Truly a nightmare to follow the plot. An unending cavalcade of horrific imagery and imagination. How does anything work. What is happening. Every event is like a new drug hitting the brain after consuming every Flintstone vitamin from the Flintstone's vitamins jar. Madness I tell you. Madness.

No one asked for it. But in the end it might just be what everyone wanted. Some may reach the end of the episode and desperately want for more. Oh be patient dear listeners. Some may reach the end of the episode and ask 'Is James alright? Does he need help'? The answer? You judge for yourself.

The mice aren't even here to play because not a single character in this movie is a mouse. They're rats. Also there are some sewer toads. No mice. Also some French Frogs. Enjoy.

These rats aren't your average rats. They're also mice according to America. These mouse rats don't have average problems either. They're also British. God help us all.

The second part of Anastasia where I get even more mad about how bad Anastasia is. Who made this? Why did this get made? This should have been checked and double checked. This is ridiculous. Someone stop them.

Anastasia might look a bit funny and might also speak with a deft American accent and might also be just a bit disconcerting in terms of tone but it sure is an entire movie that has only part of a script. Thank you come again.

This is the end of the never ending story. It's very confusing to think about but it does in fact end. Not the story, the episode. Really, don't think about it too much as it is boggling to the mind. Including my mind. I'm confused.

The Never Ending Story. It's really not never ending but it is a decent story. The problem is none of it makes sense and it's all ridiculous even to the point that imagination doesn't bridge the gaps.