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Where to even begin with this nightmarish Disney Channel Original Movie. This thing sucks so bad I had to search long and hard to find the right words to belt out at the tippy top of my lungs. Just let Kenny Ortega be the DCOM director forever.

Once again. We must emphasize. Tim Burton made this. What a sad strange little man. Art is art folks and that's all there is to it.

Tim Burton Tim Burton's all over this Tim Burton-y film. And Johnny Depp is also there to be weird and sad and stuff. 

TW: Suicide

Once again. I must reiterate. This is a pretty good movie. Johnny does Johnny things and Tim does pastels so just sit in the glow of Floridian suburban garbage.

This poor guy isn't even a guy. He's a construct. A thinking automaton. Everything in this movie is crazy but I like it that way. Enjoy!

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It's still not worth it. This show is worth it though for sure. I, James, get real ranty. Enjoy.

Is it pretty? Yes.

This is a show about movies. But sometimes its about way way way more than movies and that's because movies are art and art is bananas. Thusly, there's a little bit of preachy material at the end. Don't mind us we are just experts in everything just like our parents always told us!

Here's the thing with Disney Channel movies. They're terrible. This one had the opportunity to not be terrible but then it was terrible anyways. Devastating.