Tech gremlins struck mid-recording, so this week it's a fast, punchy news-only episode — Joe and Jesse tear through McConnell's suspicious 53-day disappearance, ICE's incoming body cams (and one unverified rumor about electrified gloves), new Coast Guard numbers that undercut the "narcoterrorist" framing of the drug boat strikes, Abdul El-Sayed's underdog win in Michigan and his ongoing war of words with Trump, fresh Iran sanctions, and Stephen Miller's newest birthright citizenship executive orders. Jesse's full Citizens United deep dive returns next episode and end of the week. So sit back, relax, and get ready to have a civil conversation.