CJS Announcements Archive

In the chaos of the Apocalypse of 2020, CJS has ceased to exist. However, administration has been kind enough to allow the Class of 2020 to graduate anyways! Plus, the end of the construction, birds, a spine-covered goat, the ever-growing dread of the future, and many guests.Warning: this episode makes many obvious allusions to the current coronavirus pandemic. It is intended as satire, but may still be uncomfortable or disturbing for listeners.Yes I am aware it is July and that graduation happened literally a month ago. I don't particularly care. Time is fake.Ft. Cameron Posthumus, Mylea Hildebrand, and Faith AdeotiMusic by Bilen Mengasha

The school is surrounded by strange, multidimensional beings. We don't know who they are or what they want. We can only pray that they come in peace.

Plus, an update on the newspaper club, slight possession, cake, a solution to the vaping problem, and information on the musical.

The second semester has begun! The students and teachers decide to bring those they had lost during the first semester with a resurrection ceremony.

Plus, the soap club, the UNESCO club, tips for Valentine's Day, staring at the moon, and the soul-selling industry.

Music by Bilen Mengesha

The long awaited Envirothon is here!

Plus, the glowing eyes in the vents, statistics, study tips, the Sun Temple, and undead turtles.

Music by Bilen Mengesha

Winter Break has ended, and the dreaded exams have begun...

Plus, some vigilant students, the newspaper club, the truth behind the strange purple liquid, and exam wellness.

Music by Bilen Mengesha

3 days until winter break!!! Everyone is excited.

Plus, a look inside Mme Bray's classroom, an automatic snacks machine, dodgeball, Spirit Week, and a message from the Ecoympiens.

Ft. Reed Cohen

Music by Bilen Mengesha

There's a Thing in Salle 205. It's totally definitely not Cthulu. Why would you even consider that? That's craaaaaazy...Plus, the Good Riddance Ceremony, corrections, ingredients you can pronounce, and the stock market.Ft. Cameron PosthumusMusic by Bilen Mengesha

A visitor comes by the studio.Plus, janitorial noises, Jeff, the results of RALA, and some talk about truth.Ft. Mylea HildebrandMusic by Bilen Mengesha Bilen's Soundcloud

A talk with a couple of interesting people.Plus, an announcement from the soap club, the Career Symposium, RALA, paperwork, and an update on the glowing eyes in the vents.Ft. Faith Adeoti and Cameron PosthumusMusic: Bilen MengeshaBilen's soundcloud

It's a calm week at CJS. The perfect time for everyone to recover from Thanksgiving and prepare for... Halloween.Plus, the schedule for Spirit Week, Halloween plans, crossbows, a discussion about life, and Taco Bell.Ft.Cameron PosthumusMusic: Bilen MengeshaBilen's Soundcloud