Class or Pass with Emer Maguire

Welcome back to Class or Pass, the podcast where comedian Emer Maguire decides what in modern life is class… and what is an absolute pass.

Join the Patreon at patreon.com/EmerMaguireComedy for exclusive bonus episodes every Sunday plus behind the scenes content and more.

In this episode we tackle some very important societal questions:

🍍 Pineapple on pizza — sweet and salty genius… or a soggy surprise nobody asked for??
🐟 Tuna and banana, haggis and green apple, peach… your weirdest pizza toppings — inspired… or absolutely not under any circumstances??
🍴 Eating pizza with a knife and fork — sensible… or notions above your station??

🎉 We also celebrate Emer hitting 100K on Instagram (and the AI frame that made her look like she was in The Purge), and show off our brand new studio 🎨

Expect strong opinions, questionable logic, and the occasional rant.

New episodes of Class or Pass every week on Thursdays.
Follow / Subscribe so you never miss an episode.

Follow Emer on social media for clips and updates.
Instagram and TikTok: @emermaguireofficial
Facebook: @EmerMaguire

Emer's UK & Ireland tour, Perfectly Chaotic, is on the road now and almost every date has sold out. For tickets and remaining availability, head to www.emermaguire.com/tickets

If you enjoyed this episode of Class or Pass, please leave a rating or review — it really helps the podcast grow ❤️

Class or Pass is edited by Hookline Syndicate at hooklinesyndicate.com

Support the show

If you enjoyed this episode of Class or Pass with Emer Maguire, please leave a rating or review - it really helps the podcast grow.

Join the Patreon at patreon.com/EmerMaguireComedy for exclusive bonus episodes every Sunday plus behind the scenes content and more.

For tickets to Emer's UK and Ireland stand up comedy tour, head to emermaguire.com

2. EPISODE DESCRIPTION (house style)

Welcome back to Class or Pass, the podcast where comedian Emer Maguire decides what in modern life is class… and what is an absolute pass.

We're still broadcasting from Hive Co-Working in Strabane (we're getting attached — to the studio and to Conor), and this week we're finally recapping Greece.

In this episode we tackle some very important societal questions:

🎢 Queue skipping — a ruthless bit of efficiency… or the rudest thing a perfectly fit, able-bodied adult can do on holiday (yes, we're looking at the 60-plus brigade)??

✈️ Emer's surprise 40th-birthday-month trip to Rhodes — a grand romantic gesture… or a ChatGPT-assisted campaign of lies so convincing Sam had Googled the flights to Glasgow??

🦎 A Greek animal sanctuary where affectionate lemurs climb all over you while an Australian handler warns the mother will send you to hospital — a dream come true… or a stitches-adjacent hazard??

📞 We also hear from listeners with their own queue-rage stories — including Emer's sister Kitty (pram-blocking pensioners at the hotel lift), Laura (a full stand-off with an old man in Lidl), AT (an almost-brawl in the Vatican toilets), and Jane, who sailed past everyone at an Ed Sheeran gig by pretending she was headed for Smyths Toy Superstore.

Expect strong opinions, questionable logic, and the occasional rant.

New episodes of Class or Pass every Monday.

Follow / Subscribe so you never miss an episode.

Watch the full video version on YouTube.

Follow Emer on social media for clips and updates:

Instagram & TikTok: @emermaguireofficial

Facebook: @EmerMaguire

Class or Pass is edited by Hookline Syndicate at hooklinesyndicate.com

Support the show

If you enjoyed this episode of Class or Pass with Emer Maguire, please leave a rating or review - it really helps the podcast grow.

Join the Patreon at patreon.com/EmerMaguireComedy for exclusive bonus episodes every Sunday plus behind the scenes content and more.

For tickets to Emer's UK and Ireland stand up comedy tour, head to emermaguire.com

Welcome back to Class or Pass, the podcast where comedian Emer Maguire decides what in modern life is class… and what is an absolute pass.

In this episode we tackle some very important societal questions:

🎂 Celebrating your birthday for a whole week — or a whole month — instead of a single day: everyone deserves their moment in the sun… or an exhausting racket for the friends dragged to four separate events??

🎈 Going all out for a milestone — Emer recaps the month-long, Donegal-house-hiring, tear-jerker-video 40th she threw for Sam: the gold standard of romantic gestures… or an impossible bar she now has to clear for the rest of her life??

🧴 A vanilla lip balm clipped to a carabiner and a matching pair of Dickies overalls: peak lesbian accessorising… or a quiet cry for help??

📞 We also hear from you all on the great birthday-month debate — including Janet, who keeps her cards up all month; Eden, who's been telling everyone she's 29 until she finally gets a 30th party; Fiona, a child of divorce who had two Christmases and a "birthday week mindset"; and Lara, making up for a partner who was raised a Jehovah's Witness and never had a birthday at all.

Expect strong opinions, questionable logic, and the occasional rant.

New episodes of Class or Pass every Monday.

Follow / Subscribe so you never miss an episode.

Watch the full video version on YouTube.

Follow Emer on social media for clips and updates:

Instagram & TikTok: @emermaguireofficial

Facebook: @EmerMaguire

Class or Pass is edited by Hookline Syndicate at hooklinesyndicate.com

Support the show

If you enjoyed this episode of Class or Pass with Emer Maguire, please leave a rating or review - it really helps the podcast grow.

Join the Patreon at patreon.com/EmerMaguireComedy for exclusive bonus episodes every Sunday plus behind the scenes content and more.

For tickets to Emer's UK and Ireland stand up comedy tour, head to emermaguire.com

Welcome back to Class or Pass, the podcast where comedian Emer Maguire decides what in modern life is class… and what is an absolute pass.

Big changes this week: we've been flooded out of our usual studio (RIP, water-damaged walls) so we've packed up and set up shop in Hive Co-Working in Strabane — which means, for the very first time, Camera Samera is actually ON camera.

In this episode we tackle some very important societal questions:

💘 Speed dating — a charming, efficient way to meet your future spouse in four minutes… or a nightmare?

🎥 Camera Samera stepping out from behind the lens — a glow-up for the show… or should we blur her face and give her a voice changer??

💉 Emer getting steroid injections into both carpal-tunnelled wrists — brave, suffering musician… or the world's biggest drama queen?

📞 We also hear from listeners with their own speed-dating tales — including Kim's introverted hard no, Ciara getting drink-shamed and called a "fat slob" by a tiny little man, and Sinead, who met her husband at a Belfast speed-dating night and is now married with two kids and a forever home. Plus the man who once told Sam she had "horsey features"… and genuinely tried to pass it off as a compliment.

Expect strong opinions, questionable logic, and the occasional rant.

New episodes of Class or Pass every Thursday.

Follow / Subscribe so you never miss an episode.

Watch the full video version on YouTube.

Follow Emer on social media for clips and updates:

Instagram & TikTok: @emermaguireofficial

Facebook: @EmerMaguire

Class or Pass is edited by Hookline Syndicate at hooklinesyndicate.com

Support the show

If you enjoyed this episode of Class or Pass with Emer Maguire, please leave a rating or review - it really helps the podcast grow.

Join the Patreon at patreon.com/EmerMaguireComedy for exclusive bonus episodes every Sunday plus behind the scenes content and more.

For tickets to Emer's UK and Ireland stand up comedy tour, head to emermaguire.com

Welcome back to Class or Pass, the podcast where comedian Emer Maguire decides what in modern life is class… and what is an absolute pass. 

In this episode we tackle some very important societal questions: 

💆 Couples massages with strangers — a relaxing little treat… or did we accidentally book in for something a lot more sensual than advertised?? 

👯 Meeting your doppelgänger — a fascinating biological coincidence… or a deeply unsettling glimpse into a parallel-universe version of yourself?? 

🩳 Travelling to another country to go to Primark when there's one 15 minutes from your house — committed to the bit… or have we completely lost the run of ourselves?? 

📞 We also hear from listeners with their own doppelgänger stories, including a taxi face-off, a woman pulled by the hood in a corner shop, and one VERY angry voice note from Megan. 

Expect strong opinions, questionable logic, and the occasional rant. 

New episodes of Class or Pass every Thursday. 

Follow / Subscribe so you never miss an episode. 

Watch the full video version on YouTube. 

Follow Emer on social media for clips and updates: 

Instagram & TikTok: @emermaguireofficial 

Facebook: @EmerMaguire 

Class or Pass is edited by Hookline Syndicate at hooklinesyndicate.com

Support the show

If you enjoyed this episode of Class or Pass with Emer Maguire, please leave a rating or review - it really helps the podcast grow.

Join the Patreon at patreon.com/EmerMaguireComedy for exclusive bonus episodes every Sunday plus behind the scenes content and more.

For tickets to Emer's UK and Ireland stand up comedy tour, head to emermaguire.com

Welcome back to Class or Pass, the podcast where comedian Emer Maguire decides what in modern life is class… and what is an absolute pass.

In this episode we tackle some very important societal questions:

💉 Weight loss drugs — life-changing medical breakthrough… or has the world completely lost the run of itself??

🚑 Emergency services getting hate online — fair criticism… or are we all one Facebook comment away from societal collapse??

📮 Where do posties actually go to the toilet when they’re out delivering letters all day?? A question nobody asked… but now you’ll never stop thinking about.

📞 We also hear from listeners with their own opinions, stories, and questionable takes on modern life.

Expect strong opinions, questionable logic, and the occasional rant.

New episodes of Class or Pass every Thursday.

Follow / Subscribe so you never miss an episode.

Watch the full video version on YouTube.

Follow Emer on social media for clips and updates:
Instagram & TikTok: @emermaguireofficial
Facebook: @EmerMaguire

Class or Pass is edited by Hookline Syndicate at hooklinesyndicate.com

Support the show

If you enjoyed this episode of Class or Pass with Emer Maguire, please leave a rating or review - it really helps the podcast grow.

Join the Patreon at patreon.com/EmerMaguireComedy for exclusive bonus episodes every Sunday plus behind the scenes content and more.

For tickets to Emer's UK and Ireland stand up comedy tour, head to emermaguire.com

Welcome back to Class or Pass, the podcast where comedian Emer Maguire decides what in modern life is class… and what is an absolute pass.

In this episode we tackle some very important societal questions like:

🖼️ Motivational quotes as décor — inspiring daily reminders… or live, laugh, love energy that needs stopped immediately??

We also discuss middle seats on planes, and Emer’s obsession with steaming (should her wrestling name be Emer the Steamer?)

We also discuss Sam getting sick on our Spain trip, and we also chat about Emer supporting comedy powerhouse Ashley Gavin in Belfast!

Expect strong opinions, questionable logic, and the occasional rant.

New episodes of Class or Pass every week on Thursdays.

Follow / Subscribe so you never miss an episode.

Follow Emer on social media for clips and updates.
Instagram and TikTok: @emermaguireofficial
Facebook: @EmerMaguire

Class or Pass is edited by Hookline Syndicate at hooklinesyndicate.com

Support the show

If you enjoyed this episode of Class or Pass with Emer Maguire, please leave a rating or review - it really helps the podcast grow.

Join the Patreon at patreon.com/EmerMaguireComedy for exclusive bonus episodes every Sunday plus behind the scenes content and more.

For tickets to Emer's UK and Ireland stand up comedy tour, head to emermaguire.com

Welcome back to Class or Pass, the podcast where comedian Emer Maguire decides what in modern life is class… and what is an absolute pass.

In this episode we tackle some very important societal questions:

🛏️ Eating in bed — elite comfort and self-care… or crumbs, chaos and deeply questionable behaviour??

🪴 Fake plants — stylish, low-maintenance décor… or tacky AF

🏈 Which NFL team should Emer support (Suggestions VERY welcome)

We also talk about Emer's favourite hobby of paddleboarding 🌊 , and Dougal’s new life jacket (safety king 👑)

🫒 And finally… Emer discovers she may not fully understand where olive oil comes from, which raises more questions than answers

Expect strong opinions, questionable logic, and the occasional rant.

New episodes of Class or Pass every week on Thursdays.

Follow / Subscribe so you never miss an episode.

Follow Emer on social media for clips and updates.
Instagram and TikTok: @emermaguireofficial
Facebook: @EmerMaguire

Class or Pass is edited by Hookline Syndicate at hooklinesyndicate.com

Support the show

If you enjoyed this episode of Class or Pass with Emer Maguire, please leave a rating or review - it really helps the podcast grow.

Join the Patreon at patreon.com/EmerMaguireComedy for exclusive bonus episodes every Sunday plus behind the scenes content and more.

For tickets to Emer's UK and Ireland stand up comedy tour, head to emermaguire.com

Welcome back to Class or Pass, the podcast where comedian Emer Maguire decides what in modern life is class… and what is an absolute pass.

In this episode we tackle some very important societal questions:

📍 Sharing your live location with your partner — reassuring and practical… or low-level tracking device energy??

🚕 Scary taxi rides — harmless small talk gone wrong… or a terrifying?

🦊 People who collect roadkill — resourceful and eco-friendly… or absolutely not under any circumstances??

🐶 We also talk about poor Dougal the dog being sick, and what happened when we came across ducks lose on the dual carriageway in Belfast 🦆

Expect strong opinions, questionable logic, and the occasional rant.

New episodes of Class or Pass every week on Thursdays.

Follow / Subscribe so you never miss an episode.

Follow Emer on social media for clips and updates.
Instagram and TikTok: @emermaguireofficial
Facebook: @EmerMaguire

Class or Pass is edited by Hookline Syndicate at hooklinesyndicate.com

Support the show

If you enjoyed this episode of Class or Pass with Emer Maguire, please leave a rating or review - it really helps the podcast grow.

Join the Patreon at patreon.com/EmerMaguireComedy for exclusive bonus episodes every Sunday plus behind the scenes content and more.

For tickets to Emer's UK and Ireland stand up comedy tour, head to emermaguire.com

Welcome back to Class or Pass, the podcast where comedian Emer Maguire decides what in modern life is class… and what is an absolute pass.

In this episode we tackle some very important societal questions:

🎤 Emer’s Perfectly Chaotic tour — Emer's first UK and Ireland tour is selling out fast so grab tickets while you can at emermaguire.com

🙃 People getting Emer’s name wrong — harmless mistake… or deeply personal betrayal??

📱 Filming gigs on your phone — capturing memories… or should it be banned immediately??

💬 Group chats — essential social lifeline… or full-time unpaid admin role??

🧸 Onesies — peak comfort… or socially unacceptable past the age of 12??

Expect strong opinions, questionable logic, and the occasional rant.

New episodes of Class or Pass every week on Thursdays.

Follow / Subscribe so you never miss an episode.

Watch the full video version on YouTube.

Follow Emer on social media for clips and updates.
Instagram and TikTok: @emermaguireofficial
Facebook: @EmerMaguire

Emer has just announced her biggest ever UK & Ireland tour, *Perfectly Chaotic*. Many dates are already sold out — for tickets and remaining availability, head to www.emermaguire.com/tickets

Support the show

If you enjoyed this episode of Class or Pass with Emer Maguire, please leave a rating or review - it really helps the podcast grow.

Join the Patreon at patreon.com/EmerMaguireComedy for exclusive bonus episodes every Sunday plus behind the scenes content and more.

For tickets to Emer's UK and Ireland stand up comedy tour, head to emermaguire.com