This week we’re on a mission to save the President of the United States from a group of criminals inside New York! Weirdly, we’ve been given an eye-patch wearing Kurt Russell to accompany us, and we don’t like the look he’s giving us while he holds that knife. We might not even make it outta here! Thanks heaps for listening!

This week we’re locked up in rehab because we’ve been doing too many Nick Cage impressions on the street that some poor policemen think are actually genuine. We gotta get out of this prison and leave Las Vegas pronto! Thank God we have this DVD copy of the movie to give us some advice. Thanks heaps for listening!

This week we’re being complete idiots, because we thought it would be a good idea to review both Babe movies for our listeners. Obviously, you don’t get more classic than Babe and Babe: Pig in the City. Golly Gosh. There are days where this job sometimes gets hard. Maybe this is one of them. Thanks heaps for listening!

This week we’re sneaking into the Top Gun Flight Program and probably will die on our first day from a plane crash due to our inability to fly a plane. But while we’re plummeting from the sky … why not record a movie review? Let’s have a chat about Top Gun: the Movie. Does it hold up now? Did it even hold up when it was first released? Let’s find out! Thanks heaps for listening!

This week we’re presenting the culmination of weeks of research and academic debate - the definitive list of the Top 7 Animal Actors in Film. Inspired by our dear late friend, Jimmy the Crow, we’ve found 14 bloody insane biographies that illustrate why Hollywood is a dog-eat-dog town. Or in this case, bear-eat-bear. Thanks heaps for listening!

This week we’re celebrating one year of the podcast by changing things up! We’re upgrading to red leather. New YouTube design. 50% more banter. We also need to lift our obvious slack by doubling the movies we’ve talked about. Let’s do it. 52 Movie Reviews. 52 minutes. What a time. Thanks heaps for listening! And happy one year!

This week we’re climbing up the Empire State Building and checking out the lovely view of 1930s New York. Ahhhh, the crime. The Depression. The … Gorilla? Is that 1933’s King Kong we see climbing up to eat us? I wonder if the movie holds up! Thanks heaps for listening!

This week we’re setting off on an adventure through the Australia Rejoin and going to catch all of the wild animals we can find! Wait a minute … this emu hasn’t got one head - it has two! Oh no! We’re in the Pokemon world! Good thing we have a strong knowledge of Pokemon: The First Movie to help us! I wonder if this film holds up after 20+ years? Let’s find out! Thanks heaps for listening!

This week we’re celebrating our 50th episode by heading back to everyone’s favourite franchise. Well, at least it’s our favourite. Actually, maybe not. Avengers is better. Star Wars. Harry Potter. Shrek. Lord of the Rings. Wait, yeah Rocky may not be the best, but it sure is one of the most fun. Let’s see if the fourth Rocky movie keeps up this fun! Thanks heaps for listening!

This week we’re sailing across the Atlantic and have stumbled upon a deep sea underwater city. No, not BioShock. Or Atlantis. Or Fiji in probably 100 years. It’s the latest Bond film on Classic Movie Banter! We’re meeting the man, the myth: Jaws. Not the shark. The beautiful man. This one really is a classic. Thanks heaps for listening!