This week we’re on a runaway train in the Old West and it’s getting hijacked by both Owen Wilson and Jackie Chan! What a stellar combo, imagine if they made a movie together! How amazing would that be! What’s that, Victorian-era train passenger? They have? Wow, we should give it a watch! How could it not be good? Thanks heaps for listening!

This week we’re searching an old mansion on the outskirts of Los Angeles that we think is abandoned - but wait, something is making a noise inside! Oh no! It’s a silent-film era Hollywood actress! What’s that she’s got in her hand? Is it a gun? Oh no! It’s a script! That SHE’S written! The horror! Thanks heaps for listening!

This week we’re stuck in a time travelling phone booth and are hurtling through the timeline! No, not with the Doctor. We wish. Nah, instead there are two idiots just shouting weird 80s catchphrases and mumbling something about a history exam. It’s all very confusing. Kind of like this movie. Thanks heaps for listening!

This week we’re cooking up something good in this Black Cauldron and it’s probably going to be better than how the movie tastes. Geez, this week we’re looking at a movie that far too many people cite as a beloved childhood classic, so let’s have a chat about it before we’re ultimately poisoned by what we’re cooking. Thanks heaps for listening!

This week we’re starting our new jobs in the big city - but something is definitely not right in this office. We keep hearing rumours that one of the guys has an Apartment that is used to seduce the good women of this city! We won’t stand for it! We gotta get to the bottom of this! Thanks heaps for listening!

This week we’re heading up to the University of Queensland to have a conversation with a real expert in film, Professor Jane Stadler! She’s recommended a relevant film that explores racism, classism, sexism all in one poignant story. It’s Imitation of Life! Hopefully at this university the students won’t mind that we’re not too formally dressed. Wait, a lot of them are in PJs. I think we’re fine. Thanks heaps for listening!

This week we’re celebrating winter in Australia by watching a movie that’s full of snow … and murder! It’s Fargo! We’re back with another Coen Brothers movie and to help see how it holds up, we’re also joined by Rachel from her podcast Don’t Be So Dramatic! Let’s find out exactly how to pronounce the state of Minnesota. Thanks heaps for listening!

This week we’re trapped in Q’s lab from the Bond movies - and we think he’s out to kill us! This is scaring the Living Daylights outta us! Thankfully we have Timothy Dalton with us who might be able to take him out. Or maybe take us out … to dinner! Oooo, what a turn of events! Also here’s a movie review. Thanks heaps for listening!

This week we’re trapped in a chicken farm and we don’t want to be pies! We actually do like gravy, so maybe we’ll make peace with the fact that we’re going to go through a chicken factory. But hold up - some of these chickens are planning to escape! Let’s join them and find out how this goes! Thanks heaps for listening!

This week we’re looking for treasure under the city of Sydney! We’ve found an old map in one of our attics and think it’ll lead us to millions! It’s pretty cramped down here … wait a minute, what’s that in the distance? Josh Brolin? And some children? What’s going on here??? Thanks heaps for listening!