Hey all you cool Cats and kittens!! 5/5 would recommend Quarantining for physical health... but if it’s putting a test to your mental health, here are some of our favorite shows and movies we recommend to binge watch while practicing social distancing! You already know we are talking Tiger King, Joe Exotic and that BITCH CAROL BASKIN! We also give our reviews for everything from Little Fires Everywhere to The Masked Singer to the Disney/Pixar movie Up!

Jacklyn and Riane get socially responsible and check in over FaceTime... tune in to find out how they are staying positive and surviving self isolation!! This is a quick one, but we can’t wait to get back to bringing you guys a full serving of tea very soon!! Stay Healthy Everyone ♥️

So remember last week when it was a simpler time and we said not to be worried about Coronavirus... yeah we were DEAD WRONG!! As we are getting closer and closer to an inevitable quarantine, here are a few tips that might help you get through two weeks of self isolation! We also sprinkled in a few stories of people doing amazing things when everything in this world is completely terrifying and unsure!! We’ll get through all of this you guys!! We’re in this together ♥️

There is so much going on in the world right now... coronavirus, the presidential primaries, Demi Lovato is BACK... we can’t even keep track of everything! So we decided to change up the format of this episode a bit and just dissect some of the biggest news stories from this week 🤷🏻‍♀️

Do us a favor, think of three things you like about yourself right now. It can be anything; do you think you have nice hair? Are you compassionate to animals? Have you recently had to be strong when you didn’t think it was possible? You’re AMAZING!! However, there still may be that voice in the back of your head telling you there is not even one good thing about you. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but that voice is DEAD WRONG!! What would you tell your best friend if they asked you to name three things you like about them? You know for a fact you would be listing 100 ways that bitch was a fucking KWEEN and a serious BADASS!! We need to start doing the same thing for ourselves so the voices inside our heads telling us we are not enough can shut the fuck up and we can get back to being the BAD BITCHES we know we are!!

This week we are hanging out with our new podcast friends Jeff and Nick from The Hardly Working Podcast! Tune in, get your Q-tips ready for some good ear sex and join us while we discuss some important topics like therapy, men’s hair cutting tips, turd worm fishing trips, lgbt bingo, our love of so many Courtney’s, and so much more!!

Yes, we all want to save the turtles, but this episode ain't about no straws!! We're talking recycling exes, friends, hookups and more!! Like, did anyone else get a text from their past on Valentine's Day?? Whelp, one of us obviously did... and it inspired this episode!! So grab your reusable straws and get ready to hear about how we are saving the planet with all the recycling we've done over the years!! But also, SAVE THE FUCKING TURTLES!!

To drunk text or not to drunk text?? That is the question... maybe go through the following checklist before sending out that drunk text: are both of your eyes open? Are you in clear view of your friend group that you came to the bar with?? Can you actually type words into a sentence that makes sense??? If you’ve said yes to one or more of these; then go ahead!! Text away!!