For every new relationship, there are just so many possibilities for red flags... but what level red is it?? Are they a slightly pink flag where you see their potential and nothing sets the alarm bells off in your head?? Or are they the dreaded crimson red flag where alarms are blaring to the point where you should probably just hop on a plane and move to sunny Mexico and change your name to get away from them... not that we’ve had to do that before 👀 In this episode we will help you navigate the RED FLAG LEVELS™️ so you can keep your budding romance(s) on track!!

Why does the world look like a giant garbage fire? Because it’s a man’s world obvs 🙄 jk jk... but we are so glad that we are finally in a time when we’re changing the dialogue surrounding what little girls can grow up to be! Who knows, maybe when we grow up we’ll be astronauts or scientists too!!

It’s so easy to take everything on yourself, what’s one more client? You need someone to babysit?? I’d love to go to your cousins hamsters girlfriend’s 4th birthday party!! I GOT YOU GIRL!! But what happens when you don’t got it? No one wants to admit they need a little help now and then!! But guess what, every one wants to be there for you too!! So let them!! Use those resources girl!!

Dear Clearly Unqualified,

All advice I've found on the internet is a garbage dumpster that is on fire. Please help!!

Sincerely,

Dumpster diving in the name of love

10... 9... 8... 7... omgggg you get it 🙄 HAPPY NEW YEAR!! This is the last episode of the year, no... OF THE DECADE!! We’ve reflected on 2019 and honestly you guys, what a garbage fire!! Jk, jk 2019 was one of the most challenging and rewarding years of our lives! But as they say... 2020 is going to be our year... and yours too... we just know it ♥️

Twas the day before Christmas and all that you hear, is ya girls from Clearly Unqualified spreading some Holiday cheer!! Whether you’re shopping or wrapping we’re here to entertain, and try to help you from feeling that holiday strain! So get nice and cozy on your couch, snuggle up, we’re making Christmas cookies and hot cocoa; now that’s what’s up!! Thank you all for every like, subscribe and share, from one pediatric therapist and one who styles hair!! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays ❤️💚

In the immortal words of Paula Abdul: “And you know - - it ain’t fiction, just a natural fact. We go together cuz opposites attract.” You hear it all the time but what is it that makes the complete opposite person from you so appealing?? Is it the excitement of the unknown that attracts us? Is it the old saying that the grass is always greener on the other side that makes us think that they’re our perfect match?? Hell if we know!! Listen while we try to figure that one out!!

It’s true, some girls don’t watch porn! But some of us do... A LOT!! Of course Jacklyn and Riane are on the opposite ends of the porn watching spectrum... can you guess who watches a lot and who doesn’t?? 🤷🏻‍♀️

You meet someone... and you wait. You wait for them to make a move, you wait to text them, you wait for them to add you on the socials, you wait to have sex, and you wait and you wait and you wait... or is that just us??

Your hostesses with the mostestes are doing double duty this week!! We decided to host a podcast and a Friendsgiving... what were we thinking??! Listen to our guests tell us what they’re thankful for while getting your elastic waistband pants ready for actual Turkey Day!! We are grateful for all of you this year!!