Clever Beast

Podcast description like, yeah. Levi and Amanda assault your ear canals with tales of canine humping strategy and tuba player noises, all while maintaining positive 2021 vibes.

Levi and Amanda contemplate the positive events of this year and introduce the new clever beast to the family. So long, thanks for all the fish 2020

and the word is fuck. Levi and Amanda shit all over everybody's favorite winter solstice traditions. As we grow older the greening of our fur patches is becoming harder to ignore and a strange attraction to the old dirty mutant lording over Mount Crumpit is emerging.

Levi and Amanda jabber on about how we are all day drunken, drug addicted nodes in the universal consciousness. It's all probably a simulation or just some fully immersive video game that Elon is winning.

Levi and Amanda babble about Covid-19 concerns and admonish Netflix executives for their outlandish speculations regarding hypothetical life on alien planets.

Levi and Amanda ruin another treasured holiday through discourse on why turkey is a bullshit trash-bird, and a coma inducing drug used to make us forget about the white mans atrocities.

Levi and Amanda contemplate the ways that people become societies "cockroaches" and the terror that mega church preachers conjure.

In their first ever completely uncut recording, Levi and Amanda regale tales of a white man playing Celine Dion on a wood flute at sunset and of breaking bread with a flock of birds.

Levi and Amanda unclench their anuses at the news of the election results, while comparing trumpists and the collective religions to scientology.

Levi and Amanda contemplate our everchanging perception of reality, and the deep longing for metal bones.