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On this episode Lizzy tells Kevin a story about the scariest place on Earth: a crevasse. Do you guys know about these? Have you seen this? It sucks. We also try to fit our whole fists in our mouths. If you're still reading this and you can fit your whole fist in your mouth, send us a photo! To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at [email protected]. Follow us on instagram and tik tok @closecallspodcast, and subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/closecallspodcast Special thanks to Jake Crown and Alex Burton of FiveStar Jingles (@catsongs) for the theme song, and Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for the art!

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CW: Violence

Strap in kids, this is a scary one! 

On this episode we talk about being great at podcasting (duh), dating as a comedian, and Kevin's stupid outfit. Then Kevin tells Lizzy a real scary story about what happens when a pregnant lady meets a crazy lady. It's a doozy! To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at [email protected]. Follow us on instagram and tik tok @closecallspodcast, and subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/closecallspodcast Special thanks to Jake Crown and Alex Burton of FiveStar Jingles (@catsongs) for the theme song, and Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for the art!

To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at [email protected]

Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)

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Lizzy tells Kevin all about an ill-fated fishing trip in the most crocodile-infested region of the African jungle. To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at [email protected]. Follow us on instagram and tik tok @closecallspodcast, and subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/closecallspodcast Special thanks to Jake Crown and Alex Burton of FiveStar Jingles (@catsongs) for the theme song, and Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for the art!

To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at [email protected]

Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)

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This week Kevin tells Lizzy the story of Joseph, Lorenzo, and Jose who got lost in the Sea of Cortez. You know what happens when a group of dudes go on a fishing trip on this podcast: things get DEADLY. Also Lizzy got hit by a bike. 
To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at [email protected]. Follow us on instagram and tik tok @closecallspodcast, and subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/closecallspodcast Special thanks to Jake Crown and Alex Burton of FiveStar Jingles (@catsongs) for the theme song, and Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for the art!

To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at [email protected]

Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)

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John F. O'Donnell (Redacted Tonight/Take Your Pills, Psychopath!) joins Kevin and Lizzy to talk about his struggles with bipolar disorder and how it's informed his rise, fall, and rebirth as a comic. Also sitting in is Storrey, the brain behind Close Call's social media presence. It's loosey goosey fun time on the pod this week (Kevin and Lizzy didn't take their ADHD meds, so strap in.) 
To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at [email protected]. Follow us on instagram and tik tok @closecallspodcast, and subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/closecallspodcast Special thanks to Jake Crown and Alex Burton of FiveStar Jingles (@catsongs) for the theme song, and Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for the art!

To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at [email protected]

Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)

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Kevin and Lizzy grab the mailbag and respond to YOUR Close Calls! We catch up on voicemails, emails, Instagram DMs - you name it. There's even a point where Kev and Liz lose their minds cry-laughing. To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at [email protected]. Follow us on instagram and tik tok @closecallspodcast, and subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/closecallspodcast Special thanks to Jake Crown and Alex Burton of FiveStar Jingles (@catsongs) for the theme song, and Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for the art!

To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at [email protected]

Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)

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Hey all! This week's episode is bonkers. We tell the story of Ryan, whose interrogation by the Arizona police has become a thing of legend on the internet. Also Lizzy can't stop saying "swag." To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at [email protected]. Follow us on instagram and tik tok @closecallspodcast, and subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/closecallspodcast Special thanks to Jake Crown and Alex Burton of FiveStar Jingles (@catsongs) for the theme song, and Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for the art!

To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at [email protected]

Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)

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This is part two of our interview with comedian Eitan Levine. We talk more about his experience with cancer, and the way it affected his life after. Make sure you listen to part one to hear Eitan’s full story and all get all the call backs! You can follow Eitain on instagram @eitanthegoalie.  To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at [email protected]. Follow us on instagram and tik tok @closecallspodcast, and subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/closecallspodcast Special thanks to Jake Crown and Alex Burton of FiveStar Jingles (@catsongs) for the theme song, and Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for the art!

To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at [email protected]

Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)

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Kevin & Lizzy sit down with Eitan Levine (Game Breakers on Amazon Prime's "Sports Talk", "Jewish or Antisimetic" on TikTok) to talk cancer, external fixators, and a lil' bit of listener mail. They have such a good time, it turns into Close Calls' first ever two-parter! To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at [email protected]. Follow us on instagram and tik tok @closecallspodcast, and subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/closecallspodcast Special thanks to Jake Crown and Alex Burton of FiveStar Jingles (@catsongs) for the theme song, and Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for the art!

To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at [email protected]

Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)

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CW: Violence

This week Kevin and Lizzy talk about Denise who got stabbed TWENTY SEVEN TIMES in a dollar store robbery. But first, we discuss how bad we are at gift shopping and how you can be better at it. To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at [email protected]. Follow us on instagram and tik tok @closecallspodcast, and subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/closecallspodcast Special thanks to Jake Crown and Alex Burton of FiveStar Jingles (@catsongs) for the theme song, and Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for the art!

To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at [email protected]

Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)