Closer to Fifty

Closer to Fifty

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Closer to Fifty episodes

  • #8 You Thought That Big Black Piece of Latex Was Big Before

    Closer to 50 (Minority Report, Cherry on Top, Fifty First Cherries, something) follows stresses brought on by existing as mid-20s people who lack the all-around consistency everyone else seems to have. It also follows no clear-cut path and runs the gamut of obscure pop culture, personal reflection, and laughing at one's own dumb jokes.
    IN THIS EPISODE:
    GUEST HOST SPECTACULAR
    Sound Chyeck, Cat Heat + More, The Sounds of Plastic, Ashes to Ashes, Inefficient Travel, Primate Heroics, Emission Ape, Xmas EVEning, Caution: Dip, JP Memories, Nostalgia --Woo-hoo!, Derring Don't, Skunked Up, Theatrical Solitude, Inane Whispers, Triers of a Clown
    28 min
  • #7 Safety Means You Just Have To Think About It More

    Closer to 50 (Minority Report, Cherry on Top, Fifty First Cherries, something) follows stresses brought on by existing as mid-20s people who lack the all-around consistency everyone else seems to have. It also follows no clear-cut path and runs the gamut of obscure pop culture, personal reflection, and laughing at one's own dumb jokes.
    IN THIS EPISODE:
    Age and Eyes, ZipadeeZygote, The FUTURE FUTure future, Tadding and Poles, Romance Aversion, Math: Not Even Once, Deep Minds, MySpace or YourSpace?, Blogrolling, Get It You Say?, Verbal Ipecac, Airtight Argument, Borders Business Plan, Dental Dissatisfaction, Basically James Joyce, Ss-Aa-Ff-Ee-Tt-Yy, Syllabic Struggles, Na’Vi Love
    35 min
  • #6 I Like to be Liked

    Closer to 50 (Minority Report, Cherry on Top, Fifty First Cherries, something) follows stresses brought on by existing as mid-20s people who lack the all-around consistency everyone else seems to have. It also follows no clear-cut path and runs the gamut of obscure pop culture, personal reflection, and laughing at one's own dumb jokes.
    IN THIS EPISODE:
    ROMANCE-CENTRIC
    Off count, “The online dating”, Somebody likes you, WineWaster, Three Months, Messaging Candor, Indefinite pronouns, Ohio-hio-hio, “Everything you touch dies”, Falcon!, Red flags, More Red Flags, Bait Taker, Question Creep, Wrong Answers, A Satisfying Disappearance, BASICALLY marriage, The Toils of Growing Old
    37 min
  • #5 I Remember Saying “Smokin” and Waving My Eyebrows In the Mirror…

    Closer to 50 (Minority Report, Cherry on Top, Fifty First Cherries, something) follows stresses brought on by existing as mid-20s people who lack the all-around consistency everyone else seems to have. It also follows no clear-cut path and runs the gamut of obscure pop culture, personal reflection, and laughing at one's own dumb jokes.
    IN THIS EPISODE:
    1994 REMEMBERINGS
    False start, NBC lineup, (Forgettable) Billboard Top Ten, Ace of Base-mania, Mazel Tav, Tone Deaf Acapella, “Celine Dion as Huey Lewis and the News”, Velma or Betty?, IMDB cheat, Hang onto your Dictabird, What a bad Barney impression…, Cyle H. and the Marathon Mask Summation, Boom Chicky Boom, Ben Stein is not pertinent, Waffle Man
    28 min
  • #4 The Only Big Ones Are Gonna Be The Bad Ones

    Closer to 50 (Minority Report, Cherry on Top, Fifty First Cherries, something) follows stresses brought on by existing as mid-20s people who lack the all-around consistency everyone else seems to have. It also follows no clear-cut path and runs the gamut of obscure pop culture, personal reflection, and laughing at one's own dumb jokes.
    IN THIS EPISODE:
    LONG-DISTANCE PODCASTING
    Newsnewsnews, Respective jobs, Podomatic Rankings, Matt Gersin and Dustin Rucker of the Cosplay Creations Gang, Rough Planning, Vague Guardians Movie Review, The Spread of Interests, American Jesus, More Peer Progress, Old Timey Advertisements for New Timey People, Panty(hose) Raid, Celebration of Dogs, You’ve Been Wraithed, Year Choice Mistake
    31 min
  • #3 Let’s Guess How Many Are Dead! (or Here’s Where We’re Bad People)

    Closer to 50 (Minority Report, Cherry on Top, Fifty First Cherries, something) follows stresses brought on by existing as mid-20s people who lack the all-around consistency everyone else seems to have. It also follows no clear-cut path and runs the gamut of obscure pop culture, personal reflection, and laughing at one's own dumb jokes.
    IN THIS EPISODE:
    YEARBOOK ADVENTURE SPECTACULAR
    MORE Titular instability, Memory lane, Jonny-on-the-spot, Illegible names, Beastie Boys, Innumerable marriages, Bridge not burned, Grad party etiquette, Public transport serendipity, Death pools, Get that Wickersham, Lost love, Forgotten acquaintances, Senior photo HORROR, Scary story ULTRA-HORROR, Kinda jerky comparisons
    50 min
  • #2 That's Wizard, Ani!

    Closer to 50 (Minority Report, Cherry on Top, Fifty First Cherries, something) follows stresses brought on by existing as mid-20s people who lack the all-around consistency everyone else seems to have. It also follows no clear-cut path and runs the gamut of obscure pop culture, personal reflection, and laughing at one's own dumb jokes.
    IN THIS EPISODE:
    Misclicks, Titular instability, The Origin of the Cherry, Drugs v. Carrots, The death of fascination, Brief airplane ticket ramblings, Puppet sustenance, Nathan Lane pounding, Boba Fett fan-service, Sinbad dead?, Beard purpose, Chimp-Eye Sidious, Attack of the Clones cow creatures, Blu-Ray regret, Poorly recalled Campbell, A garden path tale
    34 min
  • #1 Stasis Is Death

    Closer to 50 (Minority Report, Cherry on Top, Fifty First Cherries, something) follows stresses brought on by existing as mid-20s people who lack the all-around consistency everyone else seems to have. It also follows no clear-cut path and runs the gamut of obscure pop culture, personal reflection, and laughing at one's own dumb jokes.
    IN THIS EPISODE:
    RSS Feeds, Blog Distress, James Garner's legacy, Mel Gibson, Mürtög, The works of Stephen King, Go go Power Rangers, Personal ghosts, Stolen moments, Burning bridges, Mild sacrilege, Contact ceasing, Imaginary Scandinavian hospitality, ALF behind the scenes, Uncomfortable hospitality, Impromptu Slam Poetry, Dense young man, Unrehearsed signing off
    *also I refer to a child as being "two months year old" which is not something to be proud of*
    46 min

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Closer to 50 (Minority Report, Cherry on Top, Fifty First Cherries, something) follows stresses brought on by existing as mid-20s people who lack the all-around consistency everyone else seems to…