Babymorrocco is inside us. A beefcake buffet, on what many are already describing as an episode of the podcast Clout Farm.

Matters discussed including but not limited to getting bottled in New York, getting propositioned by ITV talking heads, the orgy-to-pop-music pipeline, generating self-starring literotica in ChatGPT, outlifting the irony allegations, being a serial ruckus-causer, stacking gaykewell tarts in the gaykery, boobaloidal sleaze, TED talks being unswag, the art of not queerbaiting, r/popheads, life as performance art, knowing the best bacon sandwich in Santa Ponça, bread-like teeth, making music for Magaluf-style turnups, and the final word on the ‘notorious’ v*rg*n*ty-loss performance.

A meating of minds…

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Music as well as content artisan blu-e inside of Farm for pod. The boy makes fire as frick music AND funny ahh TikToks, as well as having thoughts that many consider listenable. A renaissance geeze.

We discussed matters like making music to supplement his true calling as a TikTok satirist, the high of a fire reel, Eating With Tod and the uncanniness of foodfluencers, believing in the algo, the impact of Odd Future/Tyler, The Creator, learning to love Mk.gee, the looming shadow of 2016-era ‘starter pack’ content, the doomer industrial complex devaluing crit theory engagement, making bloke content, the degree to which he has binged with Babish, muntjak hunting, dipshit rizz vs. mongoloid magnetism, an homage to Epic Meal Time, the ‘leftfield’-pop-music-to-creative-director-moodboardcore pipeline, the value of the coveted Björk co-sign, radio plugging/payola, and Pitch’s return to randiness.

If you can’t bring a d8 bring a m8 😮🍔

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Charles Verni is on Clout Farm. One of our favourite music type individuals in and around London, his album ‘I’m Crazy’ is one of 2024’s most advanced sleeper hits… it churns up elements of metal and noise and trap and extreme music in a way that doesn’t sound like $uicideboy$. We rock with him heavy, hence his voluntary presence on this podcast.

We spoke on Charles laughing at his own music but it not being a joke, making boring versions of extreme things, Paris Hilton’s ‘House of Wax’, producing for RXK Nephew, the tragedy of unintentionally funny metalheads, Napalm Death’s ‘Scum’, Lewis Saunderson’s cathartic outsider art, NEW YORK, letting people hate things, Chekhov’s sandwich, and other thangs of this nature. OK!

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Mat Dryhurst pon farm for a very TECHNOLOGICAL episode of pod. We entered his dormitory in the Goethe Institute and proceeded to ‘interface’ (tech term).

Docket: Millennial ukelelecore, the Phil Spector of AI music, pro-natalism, Pomplamoose Hentai, iBena, Nathan Barley, Odd Future, iShowSpeed = Tarkovsky, how to train your Drake model, only listening to Brummie grime, Peter Thiel’s plan to be a PKD villain, the guy from Crass being a Scientologist, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Southern Records, NEOM, and also other matters. Mat failed the replicant test 🥶

TW: Bodies navigating spaces, intersections, networks, ecologies, models, musicological phenomena, metadata, protocols, codification, Autechre

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Think tank mode with Ezra Miller: visual artiste, DJ and mind-haver whose stacked portfolio met our required criteria. He’s put in work for Clout Farm wardrobe staples like Alexander Wang and Balenciaga, collab’d on projects with Caroline Polachek, DJ Python and 100 gecs, and featured on this podcast, among other things that he has done.

We said things relating to Ezra working with Travis Scott as a mere teen, having freakish mathematical proficiency, stanning Philipp Plein, his projects for early Trance Party editions, the SEO war vs. the other Ezra Miller, wielding AI with sauce, dogging etymology, and NUMEROUS other matters. It's true...

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Six guys, six mouths, one episode of the podcast Clout Farm with HiTech, aka Milf Melly, King Milo and 47Chops. The lads were pon London for the purpose of Rally Festival, before which we gabbed about all manner of matters.

The most horned up ep to date. Jerk sauce as lube, founding the new city of Mingeapolis, clnge vs. mnge discourse, running into long-lost acquaintances at orgies, the nature of booty music, Lord of the Flies scenarios for guys who torrented FL Studio, slipping Moodymann their last remaining demo CD, discovering the non-European origins of techno as Detroit heads, linking Babyface Ray, throwing DIY raves, changing lives at Berghain…….. ok!

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Yeah it’s for sure a recorded interaction with Purelink, (Akeem, Ben, Tommy) the glambient boyband supertrio whose music has lathered up countless soundbathing Boomkat fiends.

It's a masterclass in lad-on-lad mind exchange. What was discussed extends from Family Guy to American Dad, 'We Are Your Friends', Ben getting detained by law enforcement, Fortnite, the movie 'Yesterday' but it's Basic Channel instead of the Beatles, Pharell's 10 gallon hat, Arcade Fire headgear lituations, monk fruit, and all manner of industry insider head ahh tid ahh bits. Bellissima...

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This is an exchange of sentences with thoughtlords and music-making individuals Jack Callahan, Jeff Witscher and Nick Malkin in the heart of New Ass York Ass City. An auspicious podcast bc we’re nearing the eve of the drop of Callahan & Witscher’s badboy rock record ‘Think Differently’, already a staple in CF HQ and likely to contain music you will act the fool to in near future.

Farmistas rejoice! There are topics: being on the cutting edge of ‘having a laptop’, Nick’s Google Translate-mediated friendship with Foodman, Jeff’s chess grandmasterclass, bosom nuzzling, a smorgasbord of noise scene deep-cut tidbits, young oldheads vs. old youngheads, heterogeneous bills, assaulting Deleted artiste Lilic, the ongoing internal war against cynicism, The Problem With Meme Culture, rock, &, roll, and also more.

Also feat. Jack’s autocued sample drops — a truly experimental ass pod 😜

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Some say we had a conversation with Nina Protocol honchodon Mike Pollard. Many describe this as the most debilitatingly hungover unit of media recorded inside of New York City. Many more froth at the mouth as they proclaim it to be an incredibly wide-ranging and insightful conversation regardless.

We went in on Mike’s formative days as a tween label mogul, putting out early music by Certified Artistes like James Ferraro, Oneohtrix Point Never, Jason Lescalleet, Mark McGuire and more. Also: Tory drip, Tek lintowe, his ‘Ween Wao’ impression, working at a startup run by children, getting e-groomed by Thurston Moore, the noise-guy-to-tech-disruptor pipeline, ‘milieu shift’, rigour over hipsterdom, and the like tewwwwtally weird 2000s era of Big Corporates subsidising Alt Music. And that’s on yeppers!

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It was time to do podcast with the musique artiste object blue (@objectblue), who pulled up to the CFHQ with what can only be described as a very bad attitude.

She had bones to pick and beef to purge. The fellers were subjected to unhinged rants about Keanu Reeves, the lesbianic artfulness of the Wachowskis' 'Bound', Beijing wet t-shirt contests, fickle fashion house creative directors, classical music elitists, not being Peggy Gou, lads k-holing on beaches, and the tribulations of a cowardly b2b partner. A depraved individual, a real piece of work.

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