We are inside of New York City. It is here where we interfaced once more with the music individuals and returning Clout Farm podcast presences Chanel Beads, Colle and Ian Kim Judd. You may find the resulting sauced out slop to be listenable 😃

Matters of interest: Still House Plants good or not good or irredeemably wack, Intelligent Grunge Music, the art of mastery, Hugh Grant, John Maus redemption, fatherhood, Cal, and other things of that nature. Ok!

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We did it. We solved music. All it took was a conversation with Otis, proprietor and supreme bo$$lord of Brussels-based, border-agnostic label Slagwerk.

The guy with the golden feed. Personally responsible for blessing us with music by ssaliva, d’Eon, Kurama, 0comeups, Buga, bambinodj, Chickenmilk dot com, Dasychira, rogergoon, Color Plus, Yawning Portal, djh and more you’ve probably engaged with if you’re a Soundcloud head. We’re talking bout a VET here, folx.

We solved James Blake’s Vault, shared Chuquimamani-Condori/Elysia Crampton/E+E field reports, and proposed a radical new Mercedes timeshare model for people with max. 8000 Soundcloud followers.

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Melbourne don daddy SUS1ER taps in podstyle. Sus is a certified honcho, having cooked up up bust-grade music joints with kool kats including but not limited to Scan, Fatshaudi, Joeyy, Lovefear and others who are also kool kats.

Pod kicks off on a sour note due to planned co-guest Effective Power bailing out due to cowardice (“sleep deprivation”), but still we persisted. No Denglord on this ep either, but for a valid reason (attending a Wonka director’s cut screening). We covered illegal rave incidents, stimulant theft, James Ferraro standom, esoteric Shed Theories, doing full individual albums with Tyler, The Creator AND Earl Sweatshirt, and just basically delivered a tidbit bonanza. Zero Fs given throughout 👍

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The fellers stayed pon farm this ep, using humour as well as insight to address your AMA questions. We took lessons from rival podcasts, kicking off with hilariously relatable and casual opening banter, before getting down to the brass tacks of music and cultural commentary.

What was discussed? How about the alternate future Jai Paul denied us, the return of the fellatial face, embracing Bali-based digital nomad life, IDing the jingle at the end of Purple Mountains’ ‘Darkness & Cold’ music vid, reclaiming ‘hipster bass’, disaffected Danish singer-songwriter supremacy, Pitchfork + Vice death, the algorithmic consequences of engaging with babymorocco’s IG content… a subject smorgasbord you like to listen to!

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We EXPOSED the one-entity venture singlehandedly BLOWING OUT the music contentosphere: it’s a conversation with billdifferen.

billy d might be the most tapped in individual breathing. His rundowns on jersey club, baile funk and schizocore Soundcloud 10.0 rap have legacy music journos scrambling to ally themselves with him. We’re calling him the embodiment of a new epoch of personality-driven content curation ngl…

We talked about going to school with Brockhampton and liver milk mainly.

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Geezer of 1000 facets Ben Bondy went buckwild on the farm. Child of Jersey. Person of glambience. Papi of maybe 47 music aliases, unified under the theme of “swag ass music”.

A veritable topic buffet is served. We gorged ourselves on nuanced horniness. We chugged gallons of fantasising about hanging out with Fred Again and Skrillex. We dislocated our jaws such that we could stuff down heaping fistfuls of André 3000's flute origin story pie, followed swiftly by gluttonous quantities of being a hardcore kid on an indie label flambé. All washed down with piping hot 3XL Discord tea. Compliments to the chef (podcast guest Ben Bondy).

First half on Soundcloud 😛

Full ep on patreon.com/cloutfarm😋

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“I hate getting nuked”. It’s just common sense. But what if it we’ve been misled? It may explain DJ Smokey: Shadow Wizard Money Gang proprietor, certified Loreseeker, Shed Theorist and guest on the podcast Clout Farm.

We went in on high school Smokey lore, fursonas, Kubrick standom, A$AP Yams appreciation, the Drake hitlist, sludge metal and the still-pending Chapo Trap House bag. I just shoved a podcast up my streaming service!

Full ep (1hr27mins) on patreon.com/CloutFarm

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The fellas chopped and chazzed it up with Chanel Beads and Colle, on the ground in London for a series of shows many described as “effing loco” and “loco as f”.

It’s safe to say Colle practically was at a Rolling Stones afterparty hobnobbing with Keith and Ringo, it’s ok to state that we broke bread about Brokeback Mountain, it’s fine to whimper that we got the scoop on what CB and Colle’s hometowns are and how it is to grow up in a hometown. Bonus: this ep features a gravely ill Madjestic Kasual making an appearance despite being debilitated by sniffles.

First half on our Soundcloud 🧡
Full ep on Patreon 🤑🤑

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Soooo we reviewed a year, 2023 specifically. We did that with inner circle heads n homies DJ RISH (@sfmetcalfe), Salon (fka Symrun) (@salon_no_mind) and L Man (@da_l_man). What emerges is frankly a masterclass in six fellers kicking back and having a nice time.

We pretty much solved macroeconomics as well as microeconomics, rattled off best music albums of year, did Duster discourse, tackled dweeb-on-dweeb violence, trip-hop, normie whispering, the unavoidably horrific fate that awaits Wayne Rooney (RIP goat)… and nailed 2024 predictions in a way many will marvel at this time next year (for the Patreon heads only).

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No new Organ Tapes (@corpmane) music this year. Twinks and quivering anemic cowards around the world devastated. But there is hope: it’s a new Organ Tapes episode of the podcast Clout Farm. A flicker of joy in a time of oppressive darkness.

It’s a meeting of minds sure to unify the Western and Eastern canons. We covered OT’s time-tested domestic bliss wifehacks, converting to Islam as a certified queer icon, the roots of his long-held Dutchoskepticism, the art of going bucknutty behind the decks, getting chronically lowballed by promoters, his distaste for a certain critically busted-over pseudo-indie artiste… and finally addressed the long-simmering Bladee clone allegations. It’s Hunger In Me Giving tea y’all…..

First half out on Soundcloud, out everywhere else tomorrow.

Full ep on Patreon.

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