The fellers stayed pon farm this ep, using humour as well as insight to address your AMA questions. We took lessons from rival podcasts, kicking off with hilariously relatable and casual opening banter, before getting down to the brass tacks of music and cultural commentary.

What was discussed? How about the alternate future Jai Paul denied us, the return of the fellatial face, embracing Bali-based digital nomad life, IDing the jingle at the end of Purple Mountains’ ‘Darkness & Cold’ music vid, reclaiming ‘hipster bass’, disaffected Danish singer-songwriter supremacy, Pitchfork + Vice death, the algorithmic consequences of engaging with babymorocco’s IG content… a subject smorgasbord you like to listen to!

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We EXPOSED the one-entity venture singlehandedly BLOWING OUT the music contentosphere: it’s a conversation with billdifferen.

billy d might be the most tapped in individual breathing. His rundowns on jersey club, baile funk and schizocore Soundcloud 10.0 rap have legacy music journos scrambling to ally themselves with him. We’re calling him the embodiment of a new epoch of personality-driven content curation ngl…

We talked about going to school with Brockhampton and liver milk mainly.

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Geezer of 1000 facets Ben Bondy went buckwild on the farm. Child of Jersey. Person of glambience. Papi of maybe 47 music aliases, unified under the theme of “swag ass music”.

A veritable topic buffet is served. We gorged ourselves on nuanced horniness. We chugged gallons of fantasising about hanging out with Fred Again and Skrillex. We dislocated our jaws such that we could stuff down heaping fistfuls of André 3000's flute origin story pie, followed swiftly by gluttonous quantities of being a hardcore kid on an indie label flambé. All washed down with piping hot 3XL Discord tea. Compliments to the chef (podcast guest Ben Bondy).

First half on Soundcloud 😛

Full ep on patreon.com/cloutfarm😋

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“I hate getting nuked”. It’s just common sense. But what if it we’ve been misled? It may explain DJ Smokey: Shadow Wizard Money Gang proprietor, certified Loreseeker, Shed Theorist and guest on the podcast Clout Farm.

We went in on high school Smokey lore, fursonas, Kubrick standom, A$AP Yams appreciation, the Drake hitlist, sludge metal and the still-pending Chapo Trap House bag. I just shoved a podcast up my streaming service!

Full ep (1hr27mins) on patreon.com/CloutFarm

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The fellas chopped and chazzed it up with Chanel Beads and Colle, on the ground in London for a series of shows many described as “effing loco” and “loco as f”.

It’s safe to say Colle practically was at a Rolling Stones afterparty hobnobbing with Keith and Ringo, it’s ok to state that we broke bread about Brokeback Mountain, it’s fine to whimper that we got the scoop on what CB and Colle’s hometowns are and how it is to grow up in a hometown. Bonus: this ep features a gravely ill Madjestic Kasual making an appearance despite being debilitated by sniffles.

First half on our Soundcloud 🧡
Full ep on Patreon 🤑🤑

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Soooo we reviewed a year, 2023 specifically. We did that with inner circle heads n homies DJ RISH (@sfmetcalfe), Salon (fka Symrun) (@salon_no_mind) and L Man (@da_l_man). What emerges is frankly a masterclass in six fellers kicking back and having a nice time.

We pretty much solved macroeconomics as well as microeconomics, rattled off best music albums of year, did Duster discourse, tackled dweeb-on-dweeb violence, trip-hop, normie whispering, the unavoidably horrific fate that awaits Wayne Rooney (RIP goat)… and nailed 2024 predictions in a way many will marvel at this time next year (for the Patreon heads only).

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No new Organ Tapes (@corpmane) music this year. Twinks and quivering anemic cowards around the world devastated. But there is hope: it’s a new Organ Tapes episode of the podcast Clout Farm. A flicker of joy in a time of oppressive darkness.

It’s a meeting of minds sure to unify the Western and Eastern canons. We covered OT’s time-tested domestic bliss wifehacks, converting to Islam as a certified queer icon, the roots of his long-held Dutchoskepticism, the art of going bucknutty behind the decks, getting chronically lowballed by promoters, his distaste for a certain critically busted-over pseudo-indie artiste… and finally addressed the long-simmering Bladee clone allegations. It’s Hunger In Me Giving tea y’all…..

First half out on Soundcloud, out everywhere else tomorrow.

Full ep on Patreon.

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Art. Tech. One of the most relevant intersections of all time. This is why we interfaced with James Whipple aka M.E.S.H (IG: @hesaitix). aka Hesaitix: Berlin bailer, PAN souljah, Berghain vet and celebrated COD no-scopester

An abundance of INSANE chat ensued. Some say we went in on German horrorcore, dissected the essence of “fire pit guys”, and outlined M.E.S.H’s complicity in originating the term “deconstructed club music”🤮🤮… all while throwing down some of the most out of pocket curse words ever recorded.

First half of the ep on Clout Farm Soundcloud right now. Full ep on Patreon. Out everywhere else 23.11.23.

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In a world that prizes weakness and being a whimpering baby, it’s important to remember: it’s valid to be a musclebound freak. So we talked to certified hench head and Break With Me uberlord Denglord about cultivating a fire physique, sourcing cut-rate shrimp, and rock (music for strong guys).

Deng is a POD (Person of Depth). He plays in fire band (Bad Sip), presided over the drop of most relevant DIY ass zine in world (Break With Me’s Halcyon Daze!), and runs social for A-list ass individuals who cannot be named outside of a non-Patreon-subscribing-ass environment. He’s also co-responsible for bringing legends like DJ Paypal, Pretty V and DJ Smokey to London’s punter public. You love it so much…

First half of ep on Clout Farm Soundcloud right now. Out everywhere else tomorrow.

Full ep available now on our Patreon 💰👍

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The fellers (@dj_pitch @madjestickasual) kept it in-house this ep. We then invited you into our house such that we could answer your frankly krazy AMA questions: we got into Lizzo, Bar Italia, Filipino supremacy, DJ ethics, knuckleheads, and all manner of insanely provocative and viral subject matter. Not exactly ‘conventional’ stuff…

First half of ep on Clout Farm Soundcloud right now. Out everywhere else tomorrow.

Full ep available now on our Patreon 💰👍

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IG: @cloutfarmpod