We got pulled over in Shirley, MA by the ULTIMATE TOWNIE. We're not saying this man was slow, but even Roberto could beat this mans spoken words per minute in a foot race.

This ones for anyone who's ever asked us "OMG SO HOW WAS THE ROAD?!?"

For everyone else... Idk, listen anyway for funny stories from Florida and shit. Tales within!

Our sweet, beautiful, little baklava Greek pig pal Theo Konstantino joins us in the #1 top 1%'r car studio to record an episode 3X LONGER AND THICKER than our average episode.

ALL BOUT BAMA TODAY BABY! Talkin' the mouth breathiest weebs you ever done did seen, we're talkin WALMART tragedies, taaaalkiiiin FEARS. Give a listen, give a follow, give a kidney. Love you bye!

Oh boy oh boy, it's an episode with top honorary family clown, Alyis! Clown on the grounds comin at ya from Baltimore! The whole city needs milk! We got some intense (for us, mid by B-more standards) stories from the beautiful Charm City.

We are S T I L L in Trevor's trashy clown car. We talked about the hot pepper show I put on at THE PINT in WORCESTER (Shout out Marco and Matt), some people think it's a bad idea, but dumb assholes choking to death from a vegetables natural defense will never not make me laugh. SO MUCH milk was consumed.

We're STILL in Trevor's car, we're never gunna get the smell out of our clothes and/or/also skin. Some say, to this day, Trevor still has 5002290 dicks drawn on his windows, and on a foggy night you can see them.

Cum Sup Pigs, it's a bonus episode! This time we all learned an important lesson all comics have to come to terms with at some point: You don't need to say yes to every gig. To pass the time on the 700 hour drive to western, MA we recorded a pod with our buddy Tim Ciampa! 

We're still in Trevor's trashy clown car, and Al's ballsack smells HORRIFIC. We tried to talk about literally anything else, but it all kept coming back to smells. Between Al's balls, Brieana's farts, and Trevor's natural musk, this episode STINKS.

Good lord, this week we have Trevor "Dickless Pig" Dion, and BOY does everyone get under Al's skin. He HATES microwaves, and will be the only clown without stage 4 radiation poisoning APPARENTLY.