… Alright now, fellas (Yeah?)
Now, what cooler than being cool? (Ice cold!)
I can't hear you
I say what's, what's cooler than being cool? (Ice cold!) 

Hey Ya.... that's right we're experimenting with prototypes of pop this week on an all-new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’, we head to the "Beverly" Hills of soda fountains, Club Cool. Grab your expedition gear, a Zamboni, and a glass of ice, and get ready to pour till the fizz hits the floor. This merch stop with an identity crisis has always been bubbling with weirdness, but will our hosts be saying "ahhhhhhhh" after that first smooth sip of international Coke classics or will they spit that strange syrupy soda swill on the linoleum after a nightmare nip of a sinful soft drink? There is only one way to find out.