Cluedunnit

It's summertime, which means Jessica is once again trying to turn Cluedunnit into a bike racing podcast. Which is probably better than Jacob trying to remember the risque French he learned in high school. We also stumble upon the most brilliant - or just luckiest - bit of Google SEO ever related to villa rentals in the south of France. Because who hasn't always yearned for a stone farm house with a helipad? But can we fly in with the right guess?

Join us on the Cluedunnit Patreon (patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast) and tell us what's absolutely necessary for your ultimate summer retreat!

We watched THE MADAME BLANC MYSTERIES series 3, episode 4, "Jackal"

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Is it weird that INSPECTOR MORSE'S show titles sound like a goth teenager wrote them while rebelling against their parents?

"You use to be such a sweet boy, Johnny. Why are you running around listening to the Cure and wearing black eyeliner?"

"Death is now my neighbour, Mum."

"What have you got to be so sad about?"

"The sins of the fathers."

"Who are your friends?"

"The dead of Jericho."

"Oh for goodness sake. I give up. Go wash up for dinner then set the table."

To help you remain calm for all the surly teens in your life, we introduce a new ASMR segment -- does it help us notch a victory?

Join us on the Cluedunnit Patreon (patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast) and tell us who you think would make the perfect romantic partner for Inspector Morse!

We watched INSPECTOR MORSE series 8, episode 3 "Death Is Now My Neighbour."

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Let's play a game called "Would you live there?" We name a place and you tell us whether you'd live there, even with significantly higher chances of being murdered. How about Cabot Cove? Midsomer County? A smelly houseboat on the edge of Chelsea? It's the thought of the smell rather than the murders that makes the houseboat unappealing -- but CHELSEA DETECTIVE is very appealing! This slightly snarky, possibly prickly detective wants to play bad cop, but he's not intimidating anyone in that cardigan. Instead, he's solving cases and we're guessing wildly. Is it finally time we get one right?

Join us on the Cluedunnit Patreon (patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast) and tell us what murder capital you'd settle down in!

We watched THE CHELSEA DETECTIVE series 2, episode 4 "A Crime of Passion."

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If Elvis, Sherlock Holmes, and Will Shortz walked into a mystery -- well, we'd definitely watch that, just like we devoured LUDWIG! We paused viewing only long enough to record this episode and have a simmering feud over what, exactly, the criteria are for a locked-room mystery. Jacob's still not convinced

Join us on the Cluedunnit Patreon (patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast) and brag about how long your Wordle winning streak is or how fast you can do the NY Times Saturday crossword. (Yeah, we said Saturday. IYKYK.)

We watched LUDWIG, series 1, episode 5. (There's no title given for the episode! Quick, let's name it for them! Andante con moto! Scherzo allegro! Nerds rule, jocks drool! Put your suggestion in the comments!)

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It's not a noir, but it's on the moor! We stay on our British, female detective stint and head up to Manchester for one of the great villains of all time. This is also halfway to a foodie episode, too. Jacob has some great ideas for restaurants looking to extend teh QR-code menu trend into a haute-cuisine direction and Jessica teaches us all about British flapjacks.

Join us on the Cluedunnit Patreon (patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast) and tell us the weirdest menu you've ever ordered off of!

We watched SCOTT & BAILEY series 4, episode 7, "Fatal Error."

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We leave our Kenneth Branagh interlude behind for some sun, sex, and silly gardening hacks you won't believe! Which we're sure is some kind of TikTok trend that we're absolutely going to ignore. Because there's plenty of affairs to keep track of in this episode, what with the old flames and cheating spouses -- and that's before we factor in some ribald literary humor. That's right, our English degrees are good for something!

Join us on the Cluedunnit Patreon (patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast) and tell us your favorite gardening hacks to find the dead bodies!

We watched ROSEMARY & THYME season 3, episode 4, "Agua Cadaver."

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There's bleak, then there's Nordic Noir bleak ... And then there's Nordic Noir Bleak as personified by Kenneth Branagh -- which is technically darker than winter in Sweden. We checked! I'm not saying Wallander's ring tone is the sunniest piece of this show, but I will say it has fan pages! And after watching some episodes we're fans, too! We talk about that ringtone, shine a light on some amazing doggy acting, and get totally confused trying to remember the plot to UNCLE VANYA.

Join us on the Cluedunnit Patreon (patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast) and share the worst thing you ever found at your new house!

We watched WALLANDER, series 3, episode 1, "An Event in Autumn."

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In this episode we are joined by mystery novelist Eloise Corvo! She regales us with stories about horrors on the hiking trail and explains how the original Scooby-Doo TV show is a lot like Agatha Christie -- and it's not because Ms. Christie liked Scooby snacks. She also dishes about her upcoming book OFF THE BEATEN PATH -- a brand new cozy mystery coming soon to a bookstore near you. Get out your Halloween candy (or your favorite Venetian pastry!) and join us as we guess on A HAUNTING IN VENICE!

You can follow Eloise online to find out exactly when her book is available online at www.eloisecorvo.com, on Instagram @eloisecorvo, or on TikTok @author_eloisecorvo.

What's the worst Halloween party you've ever been to? Come on over to the Cluedunnit Patreon (patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast) and share your favorite story of Halloween gone terribly wrong!

We watched Kenneth's Branagh's 2023 film, A HAUNTING IN VENICE. 

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The only thing -- the ONLY thing -- you need to know about this episode is that this is the one where Jessica admits to licking a banana slug (not a euphemism) at Girl Scout camp in order to get high! At one point we also thought that a lizard might turn into an extra from Jurassic Park, Jacob confesses why he cleans in the buff, and we're both convinced that backstage on the set of HIGH POTENTIAL is just a mixture of show tunes and boxing -- but really you're only here for the banana slug story. Get your guesses in and get listening!

We're starting an exotic pet menagerie on the Cluedunnit Patreon! (patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast) What pets should we have in it? What pets should we absolutely keep out? Come on over and let us know!

We watched HIGH POTENTIAL season 1, episode 5, "Croaked."

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I'm a fan of oysters. I'm a fan of beer. Would I be a fan of oyster beer? (Stout, to be specific...) Who knows! But I am a fan of this show -- despite Mr. Grumpy-guts roaming around the docks and beaches. Apparently he is part some kind of British archetype dating back to possibly before ... checks notes ... Wuthering Heights and Heathcliff? Cue the Kate Bush and complicated female characters!

We're going to start a microbrewery over the the Cluedunnit Patreon! (patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast) Come on over and tell us what weird things we should throw in our beer!

We watched WHITSTABLE PEARL, season 1, episode 5, "A Cup of Kindness."

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