Clusterflicks

G'day, mates! Join our heroes as they go Down Undah for the Australian Independent comedy that took the entire world by storm. If you don't know what is or isn't a knife, make sure to watch this informational video!

Albequerque! Meerschaum pipe! 2:22! FREEMASONS!

This week, our heroes take a deep, deep, deep dive into the VERY authentic documentary, National Treasure. This "national treasure" details the very real story of how our country was founded. Plus, Nicolas Cage. So hot. 

Our heroes in a half shell! Cowabunga! Never pay full price for late pizza! Insert other turtley phrases here. 

This week, our heroes dive down into the sewers to party with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. We even have our very own card-carrying member of the TMNT fan club to educate us on all things turtle. 

If you've never seen a rock band in which not only is there a leotard-wearing, super-jacked saxophone player...but that saxophone player is ALSO the lead singer...then look no further than The Lost Boys!

P.S. There are vampires too.

This week our heroes must endure a cookie cutter revenge story starring the man who claimed that he fought the Yakuza with the help of the American Mob. He also pooped his pants when he was choked out by a real martial artist—none other than Steven Seagal!

Weird bravado that doesn't make sense? Check! Hiding important evidence in the dumbest place ever? Check! Having the mob kill your wife and put you into a coma, only for you to come out of that coma and sleep with the first hot chick you see in a matter of days? Check, check, and check!

Yeah, I'm rambling a bit, but this one got weird guys.

This week, our heroes tackle the movie that started it all... I mean, the vampire epidemic... Twilight! In this episode, we are joined by Bella Swan herself! Wait, no, that's just Rich doing an impression. Sparkles, heroin blood, and popsicle lips: this episode has it all. 

This week, our heroes tackle the movie that started it all... I mean, the vampire epidemic... Twilight! In this episode, we are joined by Bella Swan herself! Wait, no, that's just Rich doing an impression. Sparkles, heroin blood, and popsicle lips: this episode has it all. 

Our heroes talk about the classic coming-of-age movie, Stand By Me. It may surprise you to hear that one of our number is not a huge fan of this movie...it may not surprise you that another of our number tries and fails to NOT sing the titular song.

In this episode our heroes learn that Atropine instantly reverses the effects of all chemical and biological weapons, that—in Michael Bay's world—everything is, at all times, on the verge of explosion, and that you don't need character development as long as you have a villain that's more sympathetic than your heroes. That's right, it's time to talk about the 1996 mega pint of action and explosions, The Rock!

This week, our heroes take a deep dive into Epstein's flight records, Elizabeth Perkins' sex appeal, and inappropriate age gaps! What do all of these things have in common? Tom Hanks' iconic performance in Big! We are once again joined by sexy-voice-haver Rob Springer, who finally helps us get to the bottom of what's behind Rick's mystery door... Thanks, Rob!

Rob's links are here!