Co-Pilots

"You'd figure that, like, when you're standing next to an actual gorilla, you're not going to be doing your best gorilla impression that day."

In which a couple of crotons go right to the source.

"Oh, like the band The Eagles, not the animal 'the eagles.'"

In which a high schooler who doesn't understand basic idioms can hack the police.

In which the police politely knock on suspects' doors.

"We're gonna have to cut back on the noses a little bit though. How do you feel about going for a no-nose approach?"

"When you describe it that way, as a show about a talking dog that was written by a robot, I'm so into it!"

"What is a triple bunk bed?"

"'The sexual tension's really thick.' No, it's not. You can cut it with a bendy straw."

"Are you telling me the Rapture is a pyramid scheme?"