Coach Comeback

LIBERATION DAY SPECIAL - Limited by Coach Comeback Show

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First of all, I want to curse the monkey. But lets be honest. How could anyway stay mad at a cute little monkey?

Especially one that brings fun and good cheer.

So really, the problem is that damn panic monster. If we can find a way to just get rid of him completely, and all the responsibilites he is trying to force us to take, then all will be right in the world again.

KILL THE MONSTER!!! Who’s with me?

@elonmusk will there be a module in the Neuralink to limit the Instant Gratification Monkey?

— Dane Harrington (@Dane_Harrington) March 28, 2017

 

@waitbutwhy the instant gratification monkey & my dog mochi are totes in love pic.twitter.com/tjwz6tS8jn

— Jessica Sek (@jessicasek) March 28, 2017

 

Why Procrastinators Procrastinate

Who would have thought that after decades of struggle with procrastination, the dictionary, of all places, would hold the solution. I would do those the night before, until I realized I could just do them through the night, and I did that until I realized I could actually start them in the early morning on the day they were due. This behavior reached caricature levels when I was unable to start writing my 90-page senior thesis until 72 hours before it was due, an experience that ended with me in the campus doctor’s office learning that lack of blood sugar was the reason my hands had gone numb and curled up against my will. Via waitbutwhy.com

 

Things like this make me feel like I hate myself sometimes.

Weird to have such strong feelings about a group that I am … technically classified in.

More like an utter disdain. Well Trevor helps me cope with these issues and self hate during this weeks podcast. http://realestatecpr.com

 

 

 

Who knew that carpet held the key to life improvement?

Oh, You didn’t know being an expert in carpets qualifies someone to be an expert in your personal life?

That is covered in today’s podcast along with:

* What do you keep above your fold (not as dirty as you think)

* They proper beard to have for selling garden landscaping

* How to properly buy a random girl a drink and when you can immediately ask for sex

* How to grow your business and how to sell anything to anyone (but no worries, we quickly gloss over these)

* and most importantly… The history behind Trevor’s funny little accent

Oh yes, this podcast has it all

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Talk about loving what you do…

This interview with Comedian Amy Miller is a good healthy reminder of why that love should in everything that you do, or every person, depending on the cost.

In this interview you will hear what it is like in the sometimes brutal but often hilarious and non-stop fun of being in comedy.

It is NOT for the weak.

And Amy Miller is anything but!

fear not, being a female comic is it's own birth control. No Korn fan? What are you wanting? Some kid that hums @michaelbuble!?

— Gassy Boozer (@rickthetravler) October 29, 2016

About

Amy Miller is a fast-rising talent on the West Coast and national scene. Originally from Oakland, California Amy found her comedy chops in the Bay Area scene and is still a favorite at the San Francisco Punch Line and Cobb’s Comedy Club. After a move to Portland, Amy quickly rose to the top of the Northwest comedy scene, winning Portland’s Funniest Comedian in Helium Comedy Club’s contest, as well as being voted Portland’s Funniest 2013 and 2015 in the Willamette Week. Amy was a breakout favorite in Season 9 of Last Comic Standing. Roseanne Barr called her “a star” and a “contender for next alpha female comedian.” Keenen Ivory Wayans said she had one of the “fiercest jokes he had ever heard.” Amy is currently in Portland being alpha and fierce and getting rained on, but works comedy clubs and festivals around the country, working with headliners from Norm Macdonald to Arsenio Hall to singer Ryan Adams.

WOMAN JOBS:
Comedienne
Stewardess
Waitress
Garbage Lady
Doctoress
Senatorella
Writerita
Mrs. Tits Cop
HELLOOO NURSE
CEO-no-she-dint!

— Amy Miller (@amymiller) April 2, 2015

– Last Comic Standing Semi-Finalist, Season 9

– Winner, Portland’s Funniest Person, Helium Comedy Club

– San Francisco Sketchfest

– Bridgetown Comedy Festival

– Riot LA Festival

– Doug Loves Movies

– NPR’s Marketplace

– The Bennington Show

– Put Your Hands Together with Cameron Esposito and Rhea Butcher

Press and Mentions and Stuff!

Amy Miller vs. Aries Spears, Willamette Week

KATU: AM Northwest with Doug Benson: Video

Oregonian: Amy Miller makes a big Impact on Last Comic Standing

Street Roots: Amy Miller is in Control

Future of What/ KillRockStars: Is Comed...

I’m hiring. I want a full time person I can count on on my team. If this sounds like you, listen to the audio and follow the instructions and we shall talk soon.

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Just the Laugh alone makes this worth it. You will either be thoroughly annoyed, or pleasantly entertained.

Either way, you’re welcome

Karl Pilkington feeding a lizard hobnobs and singing 'Just Can't Get Enough', whilst in Mexico has to be one of the greatest TV moments ever

— Lauren Ainsworth (@Ainsie_) June 30, 2016

 

"People who live in a glass house have to answer the door" – the legend Karl Pilkington

— Shelby Mertens (@DNR_smertens) September 14, 2016

A countdown of karl pilkingtons stupid quotes.

Video Rating: 4 / 5

Question by Madison: What is your favorite Twilight quotes and your favorite book?

I was just wondering. I love what you all have to say. I also love all the twilight quotes they are so romantic.

Thanks:)

Best answer:

Answer by angels_rcute

my fave quote:

“and so the lion fell in love with the lamb.”

i love that quote!! its just so adorable!!!

fave book:

breaking dawn.

i love the story, and it has the most action and things going on.

Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!

To Be Continued? GIR QUOTES 75 TIMES Update….. I never knew this would catch on! Xbox Live WILL NOT HOLD ANYMORE INVITES. IF you’re interested in Steam pm …

Video Rating: 4 / 5

Get cozy with Coach Comeback and Seabass and have a little afternoon delight. In this short but sweet, no foreplay, right to the point, get-in-and-get-out session we talked about how I lost 10lbs in a week on the "butter" diet. Yep... BUTTA BABY!!! We also talk about how to plan to get kidnapped and fake your death and how that can lead to long term happiness and a fresh start at life. And a little Turburculosis thrown in for good measure.

Then it ends with a question to you that I REALLY need an answer to. I know that is one of the rules of a nooner--- No talking, no questions, no feelings. But I need you to overlook that just this one time. I promise.

http://coachcomeback.com or subscribe on itunes

Youtube Expert and pathological killer Zane Miller gives us in inside look into a multi-million dollar company, Everything is not always as it seems

Podcast: 004: Finding Your Passion And Purpose After A Major Setback With Farnoosh Brock Of Prolific Living