Coach Von Podcast

It’s day one of the 2018 NBA playoffs and Von Decarlo sets her first round predictions.

Feeling a little under the weather and over confident, Von Decarlo declares herself the MVP of being the coolest girl in relationships, but feels blacklisted like the real MVP LeBron James. Ben Simmons Rookie of the Year candidacy is discussed.

Snowed in on the Coach Von Podcast, Von Decarlo chimes in on Vince Carter’s tears, Trey Burke’s swag, John Wall’s return, the future of the Knicks and more. Trying to stay optimistic, Von Decarlo decideds that the only way the Knicks have a chance in this lifetime, is her becoming the owner of the franchise someday. Keeping her head above water, she encourages everyone to appreciate their life and health.

Von Decarlo is coming off the bench from New York to visit her mom in Pittsburgh as she goes through her chemo and radiation treatments like the good sport that she is. Throughout this episode, she ponders if Odell Beckham Jr. is irreplaceable, and discusses having mental stability through hard times while questioning if Kevin Durant has what it takes to go all the way without Steph Curry.

Today on the Coach Von Podcast, Von Decarlo declares no tanking in New York City. She trashes the idea of losing to win in the NBA, and calls out refs for abusing their power. She discusses what effects losing can have on your self-esteem and compares the work ethic and performance of an athlete on the court to being a comedian on stage.

Freedom rings on the Coach Von Podcast today as our loving host Von Decarlo makes a plea to the NCAA, as well as Drake, to stop taking advantage of their power over players. A discussion of hip-hop culture and swag ensues as she acknowledges the death of legendary rapper Craig Mack, and the tragic helicopter crash in the east river near Roosevelt Island in New York that claimed the life of Tristan Hill, a member of the Westchester Knicks franchise.

It’s time for March Madness and Coach Von respectfully borrows the popular hashtag #TimesUp to call out the NCAA on their alternative facts. She vents about the Ocsars while congratulating Kobe Bryant on his win and encourages everyone to have “Killmonger” confidence. No excuses are accepted as she highlights the bravery and discipline of NFL superstar prospect Shaquem Griffin.

It’s date night on the Coach Von Podcast and Von Decarlo takes herself out on a date to see Black Panther. She reviews the film and finds herself in love with every character (literally) and decides she needs to get in shape so she can be in future Black Panther films. She considers the Warriors the only team in the NBA that could actually be from Wakanda, but there is only one thing that disqualifies them, and its the same thing that might keep Von Decarlo from her starring role - high yellow swirls.

It’s NBA All Star weekend and Coach Von takes on the responsibility of assigning current players, as well as old, to characters in the classic Quentin Tarantino movie, Reservoir Dogs. She discusses the slam dunk contest, the opening ceremony starring Kevin Hart, the butchered National Anthem, the halftime show, and the Team LeBron win. She gives the NBA a warning notice, letting them know that the fake MVP trophy at the All Star game does not replace the real MVP award that LeBron gets robbed of every yea

Von Decarlo is all up in her feelings today on the Coach Von Podcast as she celebrates the “New Cavs” beatdown on the Boston Celtics home floor. She also celebrates the return of D Wade to the Miami Heat, and the happy Union he appears to have with his beautiful wife, despite their many bumps in the road; a side baby bump to be exact. Single for her 6th Valentine’s Day, she wishes her daughter a happy birthday, and illustrates love and loyalty through her discussion about Porzingis and the NY Knicks.