Coast City Comics Podcasts

Here's a movie so weird and upsetting that I can't even figure out how to describe it. If you like VC Andrews...you'll probably be all over this weirdness. So, get yourself a Hitler Youth haircut and your finest medical dummy and join us for PIN!

More satanic Archie stuff w/ Blossoms 666. There's a Megaghost! Crypt of Shadows. Shazam! And tons of other stuff!!!

New comics!!!

After a long absence, we have the much welcome return of Bob. Now that he's here,  I don't have to remember creator names.

It's time to spin-out and boil your heads! So put on your priest robes, paste on that fake mustache and slip on your rubber Stan Laurel mask, because this week we're talking about New Year's Evil! Looks like Blaze (The First Lady of Rock...like I need to tell you) is in for a bad night when a mysterious murderer calling himself, "Evil" sets out to kill someone at the stroke of New Year's for every time zone in America. Starring, bikers, skinny blonde ladies, and a kid who was in Killer Klowns From Outer Space!

Tristan goes it alone this week. Sorry this one sucks... Doing these alone is strangely hard...

What up! There's new Exiles, a new Aquaman arc starts, Teen Titans features the origin of Crush, Lobo's daughter. The fate of one of the Guardans of the Galaxy is revealed. (We don't spoil it...) A new Freedom Fighters book that is REALLY FUN! You know, that thing with a superhero version of Uncle Sam? Shuri has been turned into a tree, Iceman rides a razor scooter made of ice while eating a chili-dog, Hulk finally starts eating people again in the new Defenders book, Plus Marc Russell is filling in on Harley and it gets cerebral.

THERE WERE COMICS.

When hell is full, a single, non-articulated, rubber elf will roam the earth.  It's mouth will never close. It's arms will never bend. It's legs will never be seen with it's torso. Mostly it will jiggle. Dan (Grizzly Adams) Haggerty stars. And smokes. A bunch. In typical Christmas movie fashion, the plot mostly revolves around incestuous nazis trying to bring about the end of the world by mating a virgin with an elf. This must be the war on Christmas I keep hearing about. So, grab a carton of Camels, stack your donuts just so, and get ready for Matt and Tristan to delve into the seedy depths of 1989's Elves.

There's comics. Did we read everything? Not really. Sorry. But I read a bunch... Doomsday Clock ruled, so did Immortal Hulk. So much cool stuff this week. Follow us @umactuallycomics on Instagram for more comic stuff!