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"Honoring the services and history of the Coast Guard. Let's navigate some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to anchor the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's nautical riddle.

1st Joke: Why couldn’t the Coast Guard members play cards at sea?

2nd Joke: What do you call a lazy Coast Guard member?

3rd Joke: Why did the Coast Guard always enjoy their job?

4th Joke: What do you call a bathroom on a pirate ship?

5th Joke: What is the favorite exercise of the Coast Guard?

Today's Riddle: I protect the shores and keep them safe, watching over every wave. What am I?

That’s all for our maritime fun. Join us tomorrow for some hardworking humor on Work Like a Dog Day!

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