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Today's episode takes us through a variety of current events and personal stories while navigating allergies and Friday morning chaos.

• Discussion of making Spanish soup (Puerto Rican penicillin) for a sick boyfriend
• Encounter with an oblivious man at the grocery store who repeatedly blocked the path to point out birds
• Detailed breakdown of Yolanda Saldivar being denied parole after murdering Selena Quintanilla in 1995
• Reaction to Benny Blanco's unusual bathtub habits, including eating burritos in the bath and filling tubs with melted cheese
• Review of M. Night Shyamalan's film "Trap" starring Josh Hartnett
• Analysis of the Snow White controversy involving Rachel Zegler and her political statements affecting the film's performance
• Frustrations with the American healthcare system and inadequate insurance coverage

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Weekly chaos ensues as workplace drama unfolds with a difficult client who refuses to communicate properly and wastes everyone's time with hypothetical questions. A frustrating meeting highlights the disconnect between different company systems and the challenges of getting everyone on the same page.

• Client Brandon holding a meeting hostage for an hour with hypothetical questions and the follies that follow
• Standing desk finally delivered and perfect for working from bed
• Tracy Morgan's courtside vomiting incident delaying an NBA game
• Jonathan Majors controversy with resurfaced audio admitting to assault
• NASA astronauts returning after nine months in space looking dramatically aged
• Review of found footage horror film Apollo 18 about moon aliens
• Detailed breakdown of "Missing Couple" about influencers disappearing in nowhere Mississippi
• Quick reviews of "Cursed Friends" and "Novocaine" as movie recommendations

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Working from home full-time has been the highlight of my career, offering blessed relief from cubicle life and the constant annoyances of office environments.

• Successfully navigated the bureaucratic nightmare of work accommodation forms to secure remote work
• Rewatching the Saw movie series reveals fascinating details missed on first viewing
• People in Jigsaw's traps waste valuable time panicking instead of immediately solving puzzles
• Women seem to have higher survival rates in the Saw universe than men
• Recently watched "Conclave" starring Ralph Fiennes about the secretive process of electing a new Pope
• Isabella Rossellini delivers a powerful performance as a nun who stands up to the cardinals
• Walking outdoors at Baldwin Park has become our preferred alternative to gym workouts
• Finding peace in outdoor exercise away from sweaty gym equipment and close quarters

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Raw, unfiltered, and delightfully chaotic—this episode takes you through the rollercoaster of workplace frustrations, celebrity scandals, and those "is this really happening?" moments that make up our daily lives.

Starting with a heated text argument about laundry settings (yes, high heat is perfectly fine for blankets), we dive into the professional nightmare of working with clients who can't communicate clearly until the eleventh hour. The workplace saga continues with a satisfying work-from-home accommodation approval and an unexpected encounter with the interviewer who once criticized my leopard print sweater—leading to a full-blown HR complaint and the sweetest awkward hug from someone who clearly doesn't remember criticizing my professional appearance.

The conversation shifts to headline-grabbing news, including Diddy's lawyer dramatically quitting his defense team with the statement "under no circumstances can I continue"—which speaks volumes about what might be happening behind the scenes. We also analyze a Reddit post about wedding drama where a bride expected her family to subsidize her future in-laws' travel expenses to Dubai, and review the surprisingly short list of people who've been permanently banned from the Academy Awards.

The episode concludes with a disturbing update on one of the Slender Man stabbers being released from a psychiatric facility despite still showing interest in "themes of sexual sadism and murder." When a judge says, "I don't see a risk to the public" about someone who stabbed their friend 19 times to appease a fictional character, you have to wonder what kind of evidence would actually change their mind.

From workplace politics to true crime updates, this episode doesn't hold back. Whether you're dealing with difficult coworkers, family members who don't understand basic physics, or just trying to make sense of the increasingly bizarre news cycle, you'll find something to relate to here.

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Hey all welcome to the first rerun episode of the show! This is an oldie but goodie from my original podcast "Cuckoo with Coco," from a few years back. I am going to start incorporating my old stuff into my new! In this episode Bean Hater Dan and I talk about Pandemic Babies, Florida Phone Thieves & Lazy River Floors.

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Bringing together a mix of everyday challenges and joyful experiences, this episode navigates the chaos of oversleeping, family dinners, and movie recommendations that inspire thought and laughter. Listeners will resonate with the themes of personal anecdotes, the importance of food in family dynamics, and engaging discussions of horror films. 
• Struggles with waking up late leading to a chaotic day 
• Lighthearted anecdotes about family interactions and food cravings 
• Movie review of "The Autopsy of Jane Doe" focusing on horror elements 
• Excitement over upcoming film releases 
• Humorous chaos around dining out for holidays 
• Reflections on work-life challenges and interpersonal communication

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Through humorous anecdotes and sharp cultural critiques, this episode explores Valentine's Day, pop culture disappointments, and personal relationship insights. We touch on Grammy absurdities, navigating love, and the importance of self-care amidst life's chaos.

• Reflections on being under the weather and how it impacts experiences 
• Insights into the Super Bowl and shifting perspectives on sports 
• Exploring Grammy highlights and controversies surrounding Beyoncé 
• Critical look at Billie Eilish's unexpected snubs 
• Sharing personal relationship anecdotes and the importance of emotional reciprocity 
• Review of "Heart Eyes" focusing on dark comedy and romance tropes 
• Discussion on Mike Flanagan's series highlighting themes of grief and family 
• Managing daily frustrations and the importance of self-care amidst chaos

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This episode explores the chaotic intersections of everyday life, celebrity news, and cultural commentary. From tax anxieties to pest control tales, we touch on personal experiences while examining the implications of celebrity actions and the ongoing dialogue on accountability.

• Discussion on tax season worries and personal returns 
• Frustrating pest control stories and apartment living woes 
• Whoopi Goldberg's memory slip raises questions on aging in the public eye 
• Snoop Dogg's political controversies and changing perspectives 
• Roseanne Barr's comeback in a music video ignites laughter and debate 
• Conversations around accountability sparked by Backyard Breaks controversy 
• Reviews of recent movies and their surprising storylines 

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This week we'll discuss the opinion of Don Lemon and his belief that Matt Lauer can come back to T.V. (and whether or not we can take his opinion seriously). We'll also discuss The Morning Show and how it relates to Matt Lauer's #metoo incident from 2017. Let's talk to the human robot (not A.I.), his stomach issues and miserable marriages out loud in the workplace. Always be careful when play-fighting with your children and also be sure to not ignore injuries when out hiking in the woods.

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Today we discuss the type of personality you have to have to make me hate the name "Stephanie," and how to cope with nuisances during meetings. Pointless emails coming from people who have no reason to be emailing you are the bane of existence. Another thing that will never be understood; people who try to make themselves look good at the expense of others. We also delve into some headlines and round it out by discussing the movie "Contagion," from 2011.

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