Danny and Kevin boldly go where few went in December 2021: to a theater to see a remake of a 60 year-old film that was based on a Broadway musical made by a director who was in his teens when the original movie came out. West Side Story may have underperformed at the box office, but was its financial performance indicative of its quality? Danny and Kevin discuss the new film, how it compares to its predecessor, the state of the box office, and Steven Spielberg's recent filmography. 

Danny and Kevin close out the year and the first season of Coffee and Deathsticks; not with a bang or a whimper but with a resigned sigh. Lana Wachowski returns to the Matrix accompanied by two familiar faces, a very similar face, a not-so-similar face, and Doogie Howser. Many questions arise but one thing is clear: The Matrix Reloaded was a pretty good movie.

The world has changed, but much that once was holds up, for Peter Jackson's The Fellowship of the Ring is still a masterpiece. Danny and Kevin celebrate the 20th anniversary of a landmark film and discuss why it works well: the soaring score, the pitch-perfect performances, the fuck yeah fight scenes, and the genuine heart and humanity at the center of everything. Will they cry? Yes, obviously. This movie is awesome. 

Danny and Kevin begrudgingly saw Marvel's newest release, The Eternals. Only one of the two fell asleep during a critical portion of the picture. They review the film on its own and discuss its place in the MCU. The duo also reveal their early leader for most anticipated 2022 movie: Roland Emmerich's Moonfall! At the end of the episode, an unexpected question is raised and debated: which will be worse, Halloween Kills or Ghostbusters: Afterlife? 

Kevin and Danny sit down to discuss Dune, a fine example of a disappearing art form known as "A Movie." When it comes to adapting Frank Herbert's gibberish, the third time's the charm. But just how successful is Denis Villeneuve's behemoth? Is it good? Is it great? Is Oscar Isaac's beard real? Or is this only the beginning? Listen and find out.

Kevin and Danny discuss the latest entry in the embarrassing Halloween franchise. The Shape stalks again but this time he's up against a mob of gun-totin' gomers, yammering yokels, and Lenny Clarke. Yes, it's November and Halloween is over but this movie is terrible so who cares?

It's a Halloween bonus episode! Danny sits down with Rachel Kopel to discuss the 2018 film, Venom, and answer the question of why it bombed with some and soared with others. Rachel is a Venom expert, a noted monster f*cker, a sommelier of camp, and also Danny's sister-in-law. 

Kevin and Danny discuss the latest and good-but-not-greatest chapter in the Daniel Craig Bond Saga. What's next for James Bond and what made Craig's 15 years in the role so damn good? Plus: Sweaters.

Kevin and Danny discuss Venom: Let There Be Carnage, in which the studio steps aside and lets Tom Hardy run the show with the help of a director in on the joke. As with its predecessor, Venom 2 is both a pile of trash and a campy delight. However, is it really possible to keep making movies about Venom? Must everything be sucked into the orbit of the MCU? Was Woody Harrelson's wig in the last film really that bad? The answers to these questions, and more, are in this episode.

Now that the pandemic is definitely and totally over, movie theaters will be hosting numerous blockbusters, prestige pictures, and franchise films for the rest of 2021. Kevin and Danny sit down to ask important questions: Will the fourth Matrix film be any good? Is it worth seeing Dune on the big screen if it means sitting in a theater filled with chattering scofflaws? Where were the Eternals during Thanos and why don't we care? How much more pain and suffering can Daniel Craig's James Bond withstand? Listen and find out!