Stand up, put on hand to your heart and swear allegiance to the man with the most children ever! 

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I now work for the Dorset tourist board, I head up Nate Diaz's legal defensive and I am a staunch advocate that seagull sex work is real work.

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There are people who are 'i live in a car' influencers. I hate them.

We douse ourselves in white woman energy and attack the world with oblivious abandon. We check with NXIVM cult leader Kieth and try and raise a few quid for our Polish pen pal.

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We catch up with all our bad bad boys who may or may not be in the clink. Our Polish gal pal's handler is giving sexy bond villain vibes and war tourist no-faps his way behind Taliban lines.

We catch up with friends of the show Kanye West, Charles Bronson and Josef Fritzl.

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Sweet Johnny returns to the show to discuss the sexy banter of January 6th and the Shamima Begum, Fred Again Moombahton collab for a donkey sanctuary.

I've created a monster. 

The results of my psychopathy test are in and no one is surprised.

Back to the sad and ugly business of leafing through the dregs of the internet and making what we can of it.