Cold Cans

The boys turn back the clock to find the tastiest drinks that are primarily marketed to children and now have alcohol added to them. And they ask the ultimate question: "Should any of this be legal?"

A thrilling segment pushes Joey to the limit. Nick adds too much vodka. Jamie Kennedy's filmography is explored. The fall of Rome is reintroduced.

Today the boys drink the ultimate pregame refresher: hard seltzer. Joey brings the apple of his eye—black cherry—for examination by the fine-tuned Cold Cans palates. 'Suddenly Susan' is back. Another classic round of Quizmaster Joey.

To optimize their soft looksmaxxing for the summertime, the boys are taking a break with some non-alcoholic canned bevvies. Joey educates us on Kyber crystals, and Nick reads the plot summary to Eddie Murphy's masterpiece, The Nutty Professor.

The boys tackle the other crushed grape: White Wine. Plus, another dastardly round of Quizmaster Joey.

The boys drink a couple too many Old Fashioneds, while learning from friend and skeptic of the show, Jay Kuehner.

The boys are back to deliver unbiased (unless paid sponsors come calling) and comprehensive product reviews for all the drinks of which you can think.

This week: Boxed Red Wine. Wow.

The boys have done too much. 

The boys do a drunk episode.

The boys understood the assignment. 

The boys try a Twisted Tea Hard Iced Tea.