"To be happy, consume our product." Do we need to fit into societal pressures, beauty standards, and skinny jeans? The guys investigate while staying hydrated with a Miller 64.

Say it with us now: Schöfferhofer Hefeweizen Grapefruit Bier! Great, now you owe the trademark holder five cents...The boys discuss copyright and intellectual property while sipping on that smooth, summertime beverage.

Local beers. They're everywhere these days, and that's a very good thing. The guys review a local Seattle IPA and discuss what it means to embrace your locality in a global society.

"33" What does it mean? The guys discuss the shocking results of their investigations into the meaning behind the mysterious "33" printed on every bottle and can of Rolling Rock. They also drink a Rolling Rock.

Getting iced is not so nice. The boys gut through that syrupy, viral sensation--Smirnoff Ice.

"Everybody's an expert." The boys, who are expert beer reviewers, take on the concept of ranking subjective experiences, like tasting beer, while they taste a beer (finally, a decent one).

Liquid Aloha. The guys are drinking Longboard Lager to see if a sip of paradise is enough to cure those wintertime blues.

Beers, Not Bears. Joey and Nick get knocked down, get back up again, then rate and review the PNW classic, Rainier.

Cold Cans goes to Canada. The boys go bottoms up with a beer that's big north of the border, with a special guest appearance from two Canadian Correspondents -- Braden (@avs1933) and Nik.

Changes. Joey and Nick discuss the evolution of the Olympia beer brand, which leads into a look at their own personal journeys through life so far.