Waiter, waiter, more twinks please! Haus is back looking both slender and tender as we discus Master and Commander, Mr. Mime sufferage, eating a lopunny, sub fan fics, German man eaters, Jeff Teirdrich's powerful loins, solve the stem cell debate, and Harris tries tell us he's reading Blood Meridian for the badillionth time. Strap on and strap in.