The Coldstream Guards surprise royal watchers by playing Black Sabbath’s Paranoid outside Buckingham Palace as fans honour Ozzy Osbourne. We dig into claims that Princess Margaret had fetal alcohol syndrome — and why royal friends are calling that “ridiculous.” Plus: King Charles may be hiding out at the Castle of Mey, Windsor Castle hosts an iftar, Sophie skips Diana’s funeral, Meghan Markle’s rosé returns, tsunami alerts near Montecito, and could your surname reveal royal roots?

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