Universal truths are rare, like the fact every human being loves Biz Markie’s “Just A Friend” or Clarence 13X struggled with arithmetic. Send your show feedback to [email protected] For booking information contact [email protected] Twitter: @colin_coyle Instagram: @colin_coyle All episodes available at colincoylepodcast.com

Democracy and Helen Keller are inside jobs. Send your show feedback to [email protected] For booking information contact [email protected] Twitter: @colin_coyle Instagram: @colin_coyle All episodes available at colincoylepodcast.com

Dr. Cosby is out the pen and the Israeli Army takes a trip to South Beach. Send your show feedback to [email protected] For booking information contact [email protected] Twitter: @colin_coyle Instagram: @colin_coyle All episodes available at colincoylepodcast.com

New chicken sandwich, new FEMA emergency. Fowl play is afoot. Send your show feedback to [email protected] For booking information contact [email protected] Twitter: @colin_coyle Instagram: @colin_coyle All episodes available at colincoylepodcast.com

Not only is Delaware a godforsaken pile of dirt, it’s also home to crime families, Ponzi schemes, and people whose eyes are too close together. Send your show feedback to [email protected] For booking information contact [email protected] Twitter: @colin_coyle Instagram: @colin_coyle All episodes available at colincoylepodcast.com

Do not, under any circumstances, let anyone think for you. Especially Joseph Smith, the original kingpin of the Church of Ladder Day Salamanders. Send your show feedback to [email protected] For booking information contact [email protected] Twitter: @colin_coyle Instagram: @colin_coyle All episodes available at colincoylepodcast.com

Happy Pride Month from your favorite Megacorporation! Plus Bitcoin (power) bottoms out and Satoshi Nakamoto invented PayPal. Send your show feedback to [email protected] For booking information contact [email protected] Twitter: @colin_coyle Instagram: @colin_coyle All episodes available at colincoylepodcast.com

What does John Cena, Mandarin Chinese, and Harvard University have in common?  They're all on payroll. Send your show feedback to [email protected] For booking information contact [email protected] Twitter: @colin_coyle Instagram: @colin_coyle All episodes available at colincoylepodcast.com

How a chicken sandwich saved Jeffrey Epstein. Send your show feedback to [email protected] For booking information contact [email protected] Twitter: @colin_coyle Instagram: @colin_coyle All episodes available at colincoylepodcast.com

Betsy Jones is a Sacramento-based Artist and Budtender (a cannabis connoisseur or sommelier of smoke, if you will) with some interesting ideas on psychedelics, religion, and the importance of being true to yourself.