E.S.: "Greek's back on the menu boys!"...!... see, cause it's like from Lord of the Rings ... When the... orcs... 

Anyhoo, do you like Satyrs? Vengeful gods?? Stupidly large dorks in blue?! Underworld hjinks?!! It's all here and *more*! 

E.S.: We discuss a number of evergreen archetypes with such colorful names as "Aristocrats", "Eggs", and "Flying Men", as well as the old standby tribal options of Goblins, Elves, Merfolk, and some more esoteric creature types we sometimes wish were more "viable"... 

E.S.: Narrator voice: "The election had in fact *already* happened." In this episode, packs get cracked and media gets shared. We talk about which Magic sets pair well with which books, music and other creative works. We posit the idea that in 1492, a very different Christopher Columbus wrote the screenplay for Home Alone. 

E.S.: Like the thumbnail says, we *Gather* (Ha HA...!) to grumble about the controversial Secret Lairs as well as other ways in which Wizards shows their *abiding affection* for paper faces...! Also, I can't remember Stanus's name. 

E.S.: Shots fired! We discuss the various formats of our (more-often-than-not) beloved game. Our third host joins us to elaborate on said formats and why you (Yes, You!) would play one over another. 

E.S.: Happy seasonal food day! A far more in-depth than usual draft deck breakdown. Also, If "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" was an anime, I am convinced the short name would be "Do-Be-Me-So-Cen Juice!" 

E.S.: The boys never *left*, they had to protect the Throne Of Eldraine...  and maybe pop a sick manual or ten.  They were known as: The Boyz of the Realm...!  Oh man! This is sounding cooler and cooler. 

E.S.: "Mirrodin! Where the (razor) wind comes sweeping down the (steel) plains...!"  

E.S.: Another round of fan-casting, as well as a handy - and *very* useful thank you very much - travel guide to the various planes in Magic: the Gathering. 

E.S.: Fancasting M:tG animated on Netflix, The Sandlot, and "Vincent Price and drop the mic!".