E.S.: We discuss our weaboo tendencies, the allure of the *inhales* alt-art Japanese War of the Spark Planeswalker cards, and the successes and failures of video game screenplays. 

E.S.: "It's called Looting!". Eeesh...! We're *good* at this...! The debut of the "Magic Spitting Relevant Shit" segment.

R.K.: "He's Thurl Damn Ravenscroft"

R.K.: Do you love Rambling? Of course you do. 

R.K.: Look at all the Avengers and the Magic: The Gathering and the Avengers in the Magic: The Gathering and the Netflix and the Kanye and the Fortnite and the Youtube. 

R.K.: This week we continue to fill the world in on all the things it needs to know about Magic The Gathering and a series of largely un-related topics. Among the things we discuss are color preference (spoiler alert:we love the whole rainbow cause we ain't prejudice), The Muppet Aggro Deck, some cards that may provide fun even if they don't provide wins, and a veritable cornucopia of tangentially related free associations. Experiential satisfaction abounds! Get in there. 

R.K: In episode 5 we sail on a choppy sea of inconsistent focus and coherency as we are constantly derailed and interrupted throughout the episode, but we persist and we return. For nothing will stop us from bringing entertainment to the people. Do you hear me? Nothing. 

R.K.: Staying on point is for people with hope. In Episode 4 we're going everywhere! EVERYWHERE!

R.K.: In this the 3rd/ 2nd/ 1st episode Ethan introduces himself and the podcast before he realizes the title of the podcast is already taken and he decides to upgrade to a Grade A cohost and a new title!

Ethan: I'm posting this *explicitly* to show the (hopefully) upward progression in quality over time.  I have always been hesitant to erase anything creative, the idea being it will prove educational in retrospect. Gratuitous navel-gazing phase complete; initiate audio phase...