Val and James discuss what their vaginas would be called according to Chris Brown, how South Africa's whites are taking L's, how Trump isn't that racist, whether women can be domestic abusers, and then Val recounts a tale of the hardest she's ever bombed on stage.

James and Val discuss a white girl's rap video "I'm So Lit", the deeper meaning behind Lil Pump's lyrics, the downsides to having white friends, and how National Geographic used to show ethnic tatas.

We kinda don't talk about the Oscars again, but we DO talk about Jay growing up in racist ass Missouri, Donald Glover, and then some highly controversial takes on who is better: Alicia Keys or Mariah Carey. Listen to this shit. Oh also follow Jay on Twitter @satiricaljay. Ok cool!

James, Val, and guest Jay Robinson talk about the Oscars, Kobe Bryant, #MeToo, African hair, some other black shit, and then we take a break which will actually last 72 hours cause part 2 is coming out Friday. Oh, and you should follow Jay on Twitter, @satiricaljay. Cool!

James and Val tried to see Black Panther for a second time but it was sold out so they provide #HotTakes based on what they can remember from a week ago, Fergie fucks up the national anthem, a fellow mulatto posts crazy stuff on social media, and, oh yeah, there was a school shooting.

#KissGate is the new #DeflateGate as Tom Brady locks lips with his sweet son, King Tut's mom is white (or is she?), Lebron and Laura Ingraham are beefing, and we discuss whether 'mulatto' is our version of 'nigga'.

James and Val discuss cultural appropriation, who can say 'nigga', and formally ask Mulatto of the Week Ron V. Dellums to come on the show sometime.

James, Valerie, and guest Ginny Hogan talk sexual harrassment allegations, people eating tide pods, sex dolls, and other fun topics.