We are at episode 49! Can you believe it?

This month, Tom and Mike discuss a Chinese Chess champion who excels at alliteration, but I can guarantee did NOT leave a big enough tip for housekeeping to cover the damage he did during his stay.

Also, the guys discuss one man's naked excursion into an aquarium at a Bass Pro Shop. You know, the important topics of the day.

Since the CW as we know it is gone, we made our own crossover event!

Tom and Mike packed up the Bums Corner studio and hung out with Jenny and Jean-Paul from WTF Did I Just Watch to discuss a couple Christmas horror movies - "Werewolf Santa" and "It's a Wonderful Knife".

PROTIP: If you do a shot every time someone says "orgy massacre" at the beginning of the show, you'll be hammered for the whole episode.

Fran stopped by the studio, and not only did we have lots of fun, but we learned too!

We caught up with our wonderful friend, then talked about lizards in Cinci, stupid kids, and what life would be like if you were stupid(er).

Also, we started on a new platform this episode, and Mike apparently forgot how mute buttons work. What a jackass.

Stay classy Ohio! Mike and Tom go back to basics this episode, covering a brawl at a Toledo's Wendy's because of missing cheese, and...get this...a story about a stolen bus, a dead deer, and a naked police chase.

(Originally recorded as Imperfect Recall episode 1) Let’s face it, we all wore masks in high school.  Did any of us really get to know the real people behind them, or were we content just knowing the public persona? Cohosts Tom Arnholt and Mike Eshelman discuss the concept of the show and what to expect in future episodes.

Tom found another great survey for the guys to dissect, this time about people who self-identify as nerds or geeks. So what kind of people think of themselves as circus freaks that bite the heads off of live chickens, you may ask? The answer may shock you!

So Tom and Mike recorded in the same room for the first time! How neat! They were also joined by their dear friend Rick Tanski. What’s the special occasion you ask? Why, it’s the boys’ 35th reunion! Part one of the episode takes place the day before the big event, and part two is a couple weeks after. Did they make new friends? Did they face their bullies? All these questions and more are answered inside.

Sometimes we can be pretty judgemental on this show. This month’s episode is no exception. Tom and Mike dig deep into what keeps couples up at night (cover hogs and non-night showerers based on the stats) and discuss a guy in Japan that married a digital teenager and had a life-size doll made of her. You can pretty much sum up their relationship by the looks in their eyes in that picture, right?

So Tom and Mike set aside an entire episode to talk about Pornhub analytics. They comment on all 50 states’ most often search term when compared to all other states. We can’t kink shame, but dammit, we can make fun of some (most) of the selections.

Get a load of these clowns! Holy crap! What kind of terrible garbage did these doofuses get into? Tune in and find out! At some point the audio went out in this episode, but that’s okay, nobody listens that far in.