It's time for pies and pranks! Jake throws a bag of butter, so now Finnn has to throw never ending pies forever; guess he'd better make a robot. Back on Earth, Mahadopus has a sore throat, but podcasts on bravely. Also, did Rosecat actually learn anything at college? Because she sure can't keep her quotes straight.

Is that frog ever gonna put on the tiny crown? Doesn't matter; we've moved on! Jake loses his powers, which sends our boys on a mission to find some magic mud. Meanwhile, in the studio, Empress Queen Velvet once again interrupts the broadcast, but will her royal demands for snacks be met? Or will Mahadopus and Rosecat continue to debate mermaid etymology unabated?!

What time is it? Time for Finn and Jake to journey to the City of THIEVES(!). Who knows what mysteries await there: Magic? Boots? Theft? Probably theft. Back on Earth, Mahadopus can't get a joke in edgewise, because Rosecat has a new favorite bit.

What time is it? Doesen't matter, Finn and Jake got vampires! Just one vampire; Marceline the Vampire Queen. Wherever will our intrepid adventurers go when unhomed from their beloved Treehouse? Meanwhile, back in the studio, Mahadopus grossly underreacts to an episode he has been querying about for weeks! While Rosecat debates the aesthetics of various vampire classes. Hmmm, big thoughts today...

What's this? Free Magick Powers? Don't Finn and Jake know there's no such thing as a free wizard lunch!  Meanwhile, in the studio, Velvet, heroic and hairless Queen Piglet, saves the audience once again from Rosecat's pretentious poetry recitation and Mahadopous's pterodactyl ptangents. (That's a tangent, but with a pterodactyl.)

How are the vikings suppose to roughhouse when the flies are all over the fish mama and the mountain won't stop crying? Finn and Jake confront another everyday Ooo situation. Which leads Mahadopus and Rosecat to wonder; what does it mean to be a hero?

Today our adventurers learn a valuable life lesson; Oh Jealousy! You ugly emotion. Meanwhile, Rosecat and Mahadopus wonder; what's with all the uptight animals wearing clothes? And, what's that clunking noise in the corner? It's Velvet Queen Pig!

It's time to hit the beach for a treasure hunt! Finn and Jake pack their flame throwers, only to uncover more than just dosh. Meanwhile, back in the studio, Mahadopus and Rosecat can't remember the name of the episode.

A big party in the Candy Kingdom brings a new face to Ooo. Back on Earth RoseCat gets nostalgic for the sexy space pirates of her childhood.

In this Election day episode, Finn and Jake have a miserable experince with a new pet. Meanwhile Rosecat and Mahadapus are just miserable.