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Billy! He's the greatest warrior ever and the most legendary hero of Ooo. Finn and Jake are here to bring inspiration back to a true hero, trouble is Billy has lost his fire. Why be a hero when you can do nothing? And, more importantly? Are robots hot? Back in the studio, Mahadopus confesses to his weakness for theme songs, while Rosecat rhapsodizes about why no one should listen to adults. 

A pandemic has gripped the land of Ooo. The cause? Feezerburn flu. The cure? Anguished howls of agony. Ice King's fate hangs in the balance as Finn and Jake weigh the benefits of emotional torment vs candy-gauntlet induced brutality. Meanwhile, in the studio, The Royalest Most High Velvet Queen Pig, First Of Her Name In All The Kingdoms of the Land, Sea, or Sky, attempts to make a dramatic plea for more snacks to her hungry kingdom, only to be squashed beneath the bourgeois boot of having the microphone cut off! How shall she plot her revenge?

It’s just a stormy day in Ooo, knives raining from the sky, invisible riddle masters, goblins with bazookas, and cute girls. You know, all the normal stuff. Finn and Jake go on an adventure in Imagination Land with their unique version of The Floor is Lava. In the studio, Empress Queen Velvet the Most Highest attempts to hold water-bottle court, but is rudely interrupted by some humans making a podcast. Will the queen serve these peasants with the studio eviction that they so rightly deserve?

It's Marceline the Vampire Queen! And she needs a new henchman. Will Finn be able to face a lifetime of stomping pixies and chopping up dimple plants? And what about Jake and his totally rational fear of vampires? In the studio, Mahadopus and RoseCat ponder life's persistent questions: what does contractualism suggest that we owe to each other as members of a society, and do apples bleed?

There's a disturbance in the Grassland. Is it Stanley the Watermelon? No, it's some big ogre bully picking on tiny houses. Luckily, Safety Patrol is here! Just kidding, it's Finn and Jake. Back in the studio, her Royal Pigness, Queen Velvet, long may she reign, decides to take food matters into her own tiny paws and order a dump-truck of greens! Will she be able to chow down before the humans notice the credit card charge or the large vehicle blocking the street?

It's another glorious day in Ooo; nothing but cute baby bunnies and birds that definitely aren't turned inside out! Finn runs afowl of Ooo's newest resident spellcaster: Magic Man. What could possibly go wrong? Meanwhile, back in the studio, Godqueen Velvet Most High Royal Pigness squeaks her strong support for mental health as the dull boring humans drone over her with their own take.

We're back in the Candy Kingdom! Back for smashing magic bottles. Finn faces a moral dilemma after disfiguring his crush, while Jake embraces the identity of a crooked cop. Meanwhile, back in studio, Her Most Excellent Royalness, Empress Velvet Queen Pig, elects to not make an appearance, instead allowing for the silent debut of a new cast member Kiwi the cat, or as he is more commonly known: Cat. 

Is that Finn and Jake having a nice picnic? No! It's a dungeon crawl. Our heros battle it out on their mission to find the crystal eye! In the studio, Mahadopus weighs his chances for success against the Demon Cat and Bucket Knight, while Rosecat makes a pitch for cannibalism soup on Binging with Babish. Will poor Godqueen Velvet ever be free of this inane noise?

Knock knock?
Who's there?
It's the Ice King with his new princess fiancée! Oh, happy day. But not if Finn and Jake can't throw the IK one wing-ding of a shindig for his bachelor party. Meanwhile, Mahadopus laments how much time has passed since last the caloric castle of the Candy Kingdom last graced the screen, and Rosecat makes the argument that Scream changed everything. Plus! Are the Moseys secretly anti-marriage? Listen to find out! (Spoiler: they aren't)

How much fear can a person hold in their guts? Let’s find out with poots, submarines, and concussions! Finn and Jake explore Ooo’s vast ocean from underneath. Meanwhile, back in the studio, Royal Empress Godqueen Velvet tries to save the audience from the machinations of another Rosecat monologue. But, will her thirsty clicks be heard over the sad sound of Mahadopus talking about his childhood?