Finn and Jake learn an important lesson about being responsible with baked goods. How badly could one tart mission go? Back in the studio, Queen of all Guinea Pigs Lady Empress Velvet, Destroyer of Snacks, is dealt a devastating blow: The humans remember to check their mic. Tune in for a direct address, in which she makes it clear that her demands will not be ignored!

A mysterious crystal and a dimensional door? Finn and Jake are in for a doozy of an adventure this week! In the studio, disappointed that her plans to starve the humans by cutting off their dumpling supply, Godqueen Empress Velvet Queenpig Most Royal, Lady of all crinkles of the sky and snacks of the land, may her reign be prosperous and long, takes a more decisive action and strikes at the heart of the podcast: the microphone. Will Mahadopus and RoseCat notice in time to save their audio quality? Or will the audience be doomed to another episode of echoing computer mic? Come along with we and find out!

There's a rooftop party at the tree house tonight! Jake goes on a journey of self-discover while Finn is kidnapped by a handsome and enigmatic stranger. Meanwhile, back in the studio, Ruler Most High, Velvet, Godqueen of the exercise pen, first of her name, and terror of all things green and leafy is devastated to learn that her plan to deplete the humans of dumplings has failed! Apparently they can just buy more. Damn. No matter! She always has one weapon in her arsenal: eardrum piercing shrieks. Will she successfully interrupt the humans to parlay for better food deal, or will she be ignored and left to waste away in obscurity?

It's Lady Time in Ooo, when a lovelorn gastropod smashes into the tree house begging for help. Will Finn and Jake's hero skills translate to matters of love? Meanwhile, back in the studio, in an act of outrage against innumerable injustices and indignities, Empress Velvet, lady of the exercise pen, ruler of the living room, and supreme being of the land, strikes a blow against her human oppressors by striking the only thing they truly care about: their dumplings. Will the humans even notice? Or will her actions once again be unnoticed?

What time is it? Sick Time! Jake isn't feeling well. What's going to get him back on his feet doing the health dance? Only a perfect story will do! But how can Finn find romance, suspense, action, and a happy ending all in one story? By terrorizing the residents of the local forest of course! In the studio, RoseCat chastises Mahadopus for not putting in enough practice time for his voices and funny mouth sounds.

What kind of adventure are we having today? It's an armor adventure! Finn and Jake search for the armor of Zelderon, the most *click click* armor in all of Ooo. In the studio, Rosecat celebrates the show's 30th episode, while Mahadopus tries and fails to achieve mastery over *click click*.

It's adventures in dating with the Ice King! When his latest fiancée princess, Princess Fiancée, leaves him high and dry, the IK decides that a new look is the way to go. Ice King? Try: Nice King! In the studio, Mahadopus and RoseCat reminisce about group-think and the sinister origins of Facebook.

It's a bottle episode here in Ooo! Finn and Jake return from a week-long insomnia-fueled adventure only to find that they can't sleep. Why? There's some creepy horse watching them! In solidarity, Mahadopus and RoseCat also stay up all night in preparation for the show. Does sleep deprivation make for a better broadcast? Will Finn and Jake ever be free of the creepy horse with prehensile eyes? Will Queen Empress Velvet Pig waste away in starvation from a deficit of treats? Come along with we and find out!

Finn is back for some family drama. Gotta get Marceline and her dad to make nice by opening a demonic inter-dimensional door. I'm sure Marceline is fine with it. In the studio The Royal Empress of Pig, Velvet, only of her name, really thinks that she can make waves in the nuanced political bartering process known as shrieking as loud as she can until snacks materialize from above. How will negotiations fare?

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Jake and Finn hunt stolen money,
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