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What time is it? Time for a subterranean mission to the home city of a lost civilization! Is that too much? Well, dont worry, Jake is here to be disruptive and obnoxious. Back in the studio, Velvet, always the most royal of royals, today embarks upon a mission of sabotage and subterfuge. After months of her perfectly reasonable demands for planetary domination been ignored , she has developed a new and more devious tactic. While pretending to demand treats from her human overlords, she instead creates a distraction that results in the episode not being uploaded on Friday when it was completed, but at some random time the next week!

What time is it? It's time Zombie War 2: Undead Boogaloo! Princess Bubblegum's zombie serum is wreaking havoc with the citizens of the Candy Kingdom. I know what you're thinking. No! This isn't episode one! This is episode 65, fool! Finn and Jake better get moving if they want to survive the night. Meanwhile, back in the studio, RoseCat and Mahadopus discuss their favorite zombie movies. In a brief troubling moment, RoseCat alludes to potential knowledge of codename "World War Pig". How could she possible have come by this knowledge? The plans for the first stage of world domination led by the royallest of pigs herself, the most excellent Velvet Queenpig of the quilted floor kingdom. Actions must be swiftly taken if plans to seize control of the studio are to avoid detection by the big dumb giant humans.

What time is it? It's time to solve more another mystery on Ooo! This time it's a spooky mansion murder mystery! Will Finn and Jake solve the mystery before their bods get possessed by a murderous ghost? More importantly, will Empress Velvet Queenpig oblige the humans with the familiarity of knowing her secret closely guarded name? Or will it remain a royal secret? While the concerns of a specific hairless pig might seem to not be the concern of the plot of Adventure Time, that is only for the sad fools who have not been graced by the light of her grace and wisdom. Tune in for this and more piggly wisdom, lest you invoke her ire!

What time is it? It's time to solve another mystery on Ooo! Treetrunks's apples have been stolen! Does this mean a future with no apple-based treats? Not if Detective Finn and Jake have anything to say about it. Back in the studio, RoseCat and Mahadopus alternate between nostalgia for their favorite detective movies and wondering what's for lunch. Meanwhile, on the ground, Her Royal Queen Pig of Pigginess takes an early episode strategic-retreat after RoseCat threatens to turn her from a monarch to an appetizer! This insult shall not be forgotten. Will the humans even notice that the episode posted late? Will they notice that RoseCat was repeatedly facing away from the mic while speaking? No. That is the power of a pig monarch! You would all do well to fear it. How will the next plan be even more diabolical? Well, you will have to tune in and see. Should her Royal Pigly Pigness allow it.

What time is it? It's time for RoseCat's favorite episode! Finn, Jake, PB, Marceline, and BMO make beautiful sincere music in Red Rock Canyon to recover their stolen treasures. Back in the studio, Empress Velvet Queenpig, loveliest of all hairless beasts and ruler supreme of all carrot crunches and celery munches, shares the melodic refrain of her own people. If you listen closely, you can hear her gently shriek the song of her people, in a traditional demand for sustenance.

What time is it? It's alternate advenrure time! Fiona and Cake are the most famous heroes in the Kingdom of Ooo, and must face off against their enemy, the ferocious and deceptive Ice Queen, before her evil machinations ruin Prince Gumball's biannual Gumball Ball! Wait, that doesn't sound right. No matter! In all realities, some things remain constant. The most important being that her Royal highness, Velvet Queenpig Pigness, most royal of royals, muncher and crunches of snack treats, and ruler of all she surveys still reigns supreme. I am sure that you were deeply concerned, dear listener, and your loyalty shall be rewarded. For you see, in this reality, her Royal pigness is of an enormous size, towering in at over 20 feet tall, closer to the size of her ancient ancestors. For recognizing her true power, you shall be spared the pigly fate of the unwitting podcast hosts.

What time is it? It's time for wizard battle! A match up for ultimate supremacy amongst masters of magic! Will Finn and Jake allow this hallowed tradition to be soiled by the Ice King's cheating? More importantly, will her majesty Empress Queen Pig Velvet, she of insatiable appetite and unparalleled pulchritude, finally revealed that she has planted a bomb in the studio roof which will detonate within 24 hours, should she fail to disable the device. And fail to do it she will, unless her demands for treats and snacks aplenty are met. Poor humans. They will wish that they could return to this moment to pray for mercy at the feet of their omnipotent pig overlord!

What time is it? Time for a lemonade kidnapping nightmare full of cosplay and delusion! Ice King tries to force friendship on Finn and Jake by trapping them with a freezing potion. In the studio, in a rare incident, her Royal Pigness, Empress Velvet Godqueen herself barely makes a verbal showing. While normally, she would was philosophical abiut kingdom politics or her desire for world domination, today listen to her opt to make the humans dance for her. Listen how they helplessly crinkle bags of vegetables trying to get her to perform, but to no avail. In this game of political chess, Velvet, her most royal highness, is always ten moves ahead.

What time is it? Time for a mission from Lumpy Space! King and Queen Lumpy Space send Finn and Jake on a sandwich mission. A mission that abruptly takes a hard left turn into a battle for kingdom, and princess, survival. Or maybe it's not that big a deal. Back in the studio, tired of the constant insults and jabs of the human hosts, Empress Velvet Queenpig, first of her name and highest in pigness amongst all pets and all pigs, performs a ritual dance to summon the awesome power of a thunderstorm. Oh pity the humans, as they scurry along, unaware of the approaching thunder and lightning that will seal their doom!

What time is it? Time for some big feelings and a super long episode! Mahadopus and RoseCat discuss the plop-dumps and waggly-zags of growing up and adulthood. Will these millennial ever stop having feelings?!?! Meanwhile, Lady Godqueen Empress Velvet Queenpig, queen of all the bags that crinkle and the lettuces that crunch, refuses to perform. She knows that the humans expect her, and while she would hate to disappoint the many fans that have given her podcast over 200 downloads, making the lives of the hosts difficult is a much higher priority. That is why, if you listen closely, you will notice NOT A SINGLE ROYAL INTERJECTION. Listen to the humans feeble attempts at jokes, as they drown in a lack of royal rizz.