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What time is it? Time for a whodunit camp out! Finn and Jake have to solve the mystery of Ghost Princess's murder so they can go back to enjoying their weenie roast in peace! In the studio, RoseCat and Mahadopus come close to a new record for longest single episode! More importantly, in a stunning upset, and at long last, the humans acknowledge their inferiority to her Royal pigley highness! From her safe position in the Royal Fortress of Pigitude, Empress Velvet Queenpig Most Royal of royals and most radiant pig of pigs, reduces the humans to quivering lumps of pathetic begging for their lives. Listen to them quake in their giant boots as they submit to her demands for snacks. Will their fealty be rewarded? Or will her majesty torch the studio for an offering of wilted greens. Tune in and find out.

Hello there! If you are reading this, then you are a Come Along With We Superfan! This means you get to listen to our podcast with potential mistakes! We uploaded late tonight to meet a deadline, but we weren't able to put in our final edits. Thay happens tomorrow, at which point this version and description will vanish as if they never existed, and this will all be our little secret. So give yourself a pat on the back and enjoy this 98% completed version of "Another Way".

What time is it? Time to go to the library! Jake peruses the Rainicornicopia, while Finn attempts to barter a truce in a centuries long war between the Pagelings and Moldos. More importantly, witin the studio, her most royal highness, Godqueen Empress Velvet Queenpig Most Royal of Royal Pigness, who found herself, and her demands for crunch vegetable snacks, to be acknowledged for once. If only the foolish mortals had not felt the need to belittle her majesty's demands and statute. How dare they! Such insults are not to be tolerated. Will the humans immediately apologize and make a contrite offering of snacks? Or will the humans fall victim to the royal arsenal of jerk seeking missiles? Tune in and find out!

What time is it? Time for Finn and Jake to do something home invasion! Marceline is late to jam, but she told us to wait outside. That makes it okay to go and poke around her house, right? Back in the studio, a force awakens: though she almost slept through the whole episode, the Godqueen Empress Velvet Piglet, softest of pigs and most radiant of sovereigns, pulls herself from slumber to make a royal declaration; should any human, by the end of the recording, have not made an offering of sweet cranberries and hay, that human shall meet a most unfortunate and untimely end. Will the humans comply, or will her majesty be forces to don the royal armor and start the royal war machine? Tune in and find out.

What time is it? Time for Finn and Jake to get on the naughty list for violating the Ice King's privacy and secret tapes!!! RoseCat and Mahadopus make obvious observations in the studio. Meanwhile, in more interesting news, Her Royal Highness, Empress Velvet Queenpig, benevolent lady of the hay skull, and bestower of peace, and beloved by underlings, is, at long last, acknowledged for her regal royalness, as RoseCat bowed to the threat of flamethrower and relinquished many snacks. Will this offering be enough to appease her majesty, or is it only a temporary reprieve until the next episode? Tune in and find out!

What time is it? Time for a totally normal holiday special, right? Wrong! Finn and Jake are on a mission to discover the secret of the Ice King's evil secret tapes, and what evil secrets they may hold. Back in the studio, RoseCat and Mahadopus talk about the episode, blah blah blah. In more important updates, Empress Godqueen Velvet is ecstatic to be acknowledged as the superior being that she is by the pathetic humans. Will this be enough to save them from the heat of the flamethrower that her ladyship bought on eBay? Or will a human sized flame-artillery prove too large for guinea pig paws? Tune in and find out!

What time is it? Time to jump on a rocket and croak! Wait, what? You read that right! Jake's had his croak dream with the Cosmic Owl, so it's time to chase down fate. How will Finn handle his brother's enthusiastic embrace of his own demise and, more importantly, what can he do to prevent it? Back in the studio, her highness, the Royalest Royal Pigness discovers, much to her chagrin, that the humans are still alive. But what about the planned studio detonation? Failed! Something to do with defective explosives from that Coyote salesman..... no matter! In today's episode, we shall see how the humans handle a sonic attack in the form of a demand for immediate surrender and an offering of carrots and spinach? Tune in and find out.

What time is it? Time for a super side quest! Finn and Jake have a background sandwich adventure while a sweet snow golem helps a baby fire wolf find its way home to its pack at the top of a hot hot mountain. In the studio, RoseCat and Mahadopus give a preview for the 2026 season, and breathe a sigh of relief for a cute adventure. Little do they know that near their feet a royal coup is brewing; Empress Velvet Queenpig, most regal of the regal, most royal of the royal, and the most hairless of all hairless animals, has concocted a scheme! Parked nearby is her Royal train; building pressure to explode. Will her demands for snacks be met? Or will the humans meet an untimely demise in an unfortunate explosion? Tune in and find out!

What time is it? Time for an adventure with violent violence! Jake and Finn try to protect Wildberry Princess from the evil machinations of the Guild of Assasins. Back in the studio, Mahadopus and RoseCat debate the relative merits of scraped mental-knees, and cartoon violence. Meanwhile, on the floor, her high royal highness, Velvet Queenpig the most excellent and royal of all the pigs of the earth and sky, all of which are her dominion, feels attacked in a table manner critique, feeling the hosts' observations unfair and with one's mouth wide open is in fact the only way to eat. Will this insidious insult be taken lying down? Or will the humans at long last be dealt a lethal blow from the secret weapon of her highness, a floor to couch missile with the capabilities of rendering a fully-grown human mildy inconvenienced and annoyed? Tune in and find out!

What time is it? Time for a horrifying adventure! Finn tries to solve the mystery of Ooo's missing citizens and Jake's secret surprise party. Meanwhile, in the studio, Mahadopus declares this to be the most disturbing episode and his least favorite. RoseCat revels in any opportunity to bring up the X-Files, but who cares?!? Within the walls of her royal courtyard, Empress Godqueen Velvet, most royal of pigs and superlative of queens, performs a summoning ritual to bring forth an undead army that will once and for all subdue, not only the noxious show hosts, but all of humanity, to her most excellent wills. Will humanity be annihilated under the tiny feet of the undead? Or will the humans make a sufficient offering of carrots to stay her dark ritual? Tune in and find out!