Come To Brazil

OHHHHHHH???? Another ep????? Yes!!!!!!! We talking Super Bowl, Usher, The Moon Landing, Beyonce goes country, the summer goes country, every album is coming out soon, Charli XCX flying a little too close to the poppers, Madame Web, Tina Fey, The UK (bad), Wicked trailer (good!), jet emissions, Temu commercials and Oceans 11. 

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Did anyone think this would happen???? Did anyone want this to happen????? Well here it is!!!!!!!! The girls are back in town and we're talking: Grammys, Nicki vs. Megan, Mean Girls, Fast Car, more Taylor, Southern Charm, everyone should be crying all the time, Uggs, shes and theys, The Idol, the Opioid epidemic, dentistry is a scam, international relations and more Taylor. 

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We love you all... from the bottom of our (you guessed it) holes

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In an extra long episode extravaganza we discuss...... honestly it's hard to say. Spiked milk??? Wind???? Nicki Minaj as president????? Alex as an NBA Star????? Nicole singing LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA over and over again?????? That and more! And by "more" we mean a lengthy autotune detour and an FBI investigation into why our Taylor Swift brackets were so bad. Our last full episode till August (stream August by Taylor Swift) because of our rock and roll tour headlined by P!NK, so keep an eye out for mini episodes until then. Meet me behind the mall!

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Hello weekend girlies!! Saturdays are for the Saturdays!! Hope everyone is doing ok battling their gay colds. On this show we 1. discuss the new Doja Cat album 2. play the entire Mulan movie 3. mourn Fuddruckers 4. Nicole admits that she invented Covid so that she didn’t have to dance with boys in middle school. PS please write in if you square danced in 3rd grade thank you

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Loving him was???? Well let me tell you!!! Red. Even though Alex thinks it's 1989. But it's Red. The next Taylor Swift album re-release is Red, Mike Wazowski is green, and Usher apparently is not very considerate of other people's feelings. We also tell a story about DMing our way into a concert (stream Troubled Paradise by Slayyyter). Anyway, #freebritney and also a big NOR to our Australian friends!!

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Two Rodrighoes talk about about Sour and Taylor Swift for like 35 hours

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We launch our own radio station, listen to new music (Olivia Rodrigo, Nicki Minaj), listen to old music (also Nicki Minaj), listen to Pokemon music (Katy Perry) (???) and also discuss the brit awards (should be an award show just for britney spears but whatever). 

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Please welcome to the stage.... Bennifer, Nicki Minaj, Little Mix,  Littlest Mix (their children), Coldplay, Ava Max, Burgers (???????), Joshua Bassett (????), and Taylor (!!!!!!!!!!)

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We got new onion ring reviews and some nice Microsoft paint album art but NO NEW TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM!!!!!!! Ms. Jaguiar has let us down again but we forgive her and turn our attention to future EGOT winner Nicki Minaj's career as a movie star, specifically her role in Ice Age 20: Icy (Saweetie's Version) (Taylor's Version) (Little Mix's Version minus Jesy). Also we listen to a song that is 43 seconds long and pay our respects to King Princess' family that died on the Titanic (RIP Jack and Rose) (Not Jack Antanoff, different Jack). 

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