Feeeemale-Comedian Lindsay Vereen out of Mobile, Alabama, joins me to see what Brayden's gonna do with them chandelier earrings on what is probably the 4th episode of Charity's season of The Bachelorette.

Denver's finest showgirl Gloria Gray joins Comedians Ruin The Bachelor(ette) Podcast to recap the first part of Clayton's finale, wherein he deals with the fallout of having banged 2 women and told them both i "love you," and then having told a THIRD woman, "I love you," but then the third woman won't smash!!!! and now THAT'S the one he wants to smash the most!!!!!!! Relatable content.

Christina Kleemann helps us recap the season premier of Clayton's season of The Bachelor. There's a limo. Clayton is tall. The women have different but similar hairstyles, and some of them have names.

Yes, I'm publishing these episodes out-of-order. I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH STUFF, OK???

The hilarious Gabby Gutierrez-Reed joins us for ep. 2 of Clayton's season. On this episode, we find out that Cassidy doesn't give a SH*T about a kid's birthday party, and Clayton has apparently never met a stripper before because he clearly reads any display of validation or physical touch as a rEaL cOnNeCtIoN.

Hair Stylist to The Stars: Rebecca Carter (instagram: @ rebeccagivesgoodhair ) joins us for the season finale of Miss Michelle's season of The Bachelorette. We get DEEP about race, love, and f*ckboys.

Oshee Baugus's brain tumor wants you to know that if there's a girl crying, it's because of something he did. It's Comedians Ruin The Bachelor(ette) Podcast, and we're watching episode 3 of Clayton's Season.  Who needs a Bond villain, when you got yourself a BLONDE villain. Clayton mistakes dry humping for love while the women lose their minds. 

Raymond Ace joins us to watch Clayton try to run the same set on 3 different chicks. SMOOTH.

Denver's nicest mean guy comic Austin Langley recaps FANTASY SUITE WEEK (Michelle's Season, ABC's The Bachelorette), the episode where one school teacher must bang 3 different dudes to know whether she wants to marry an 80s R&B crooner or a sexy Jehovah Witness. Sexy Mr. Langley mansplains us why The Bachelorette is SO bad at open relationships & how they lack the kind of radical honesty he reps on his new podcast "Come In, We're Open" & Why ya gotta draw boundaries when ya f**k couples!

We catfish Denver Comedy LEGEND Anthony Crawford into watching "The Men Tell All" episode of ABC's The Bachelorette (Ms. Michelle's season), and now he resents us for it -- romantic!!

Hot two-on-one with Denver's sexiest comics: Jeremiah Chinegwu and Phil Corridor. We talk about episode 5 of Ms. Michelle's season and how soon into a relationship you should start unveiling your darkest traumas, introducing your darkness gradually like it's butt plug training. & How to make a show that is literally about Eugenics less racist. & Which high school sports injury is making YOU cry at dinner to get laid tonight?