Sparks on your punctured gas tank. Windshield cracks that look like a map of the Grand Canyon. Launch into the river or hit the rock? It's all real. It's Colorado driving. It's here on Comedy Parenting Radio this week.
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Megahurts Car Rental only has one car left for the Comedy Parenting Radio cast; a driverless car. You'll laugh all the way to wherever you're going when you ride along with the intrepid crew as they're held prisoner in the world's first orange, hydrogen-powered, driverless automobile, and whisked across the USA!
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photo credit: https://www.curbed.com/2017/3/10/14876418/autonomous-vehicle-self-driving-volkswagen-sedric

Green lobsters, TSA, mosquito bites, and bad Russian accents. It's St. Patrick's Day as only Comedy Parenting Radio can celebrate it.
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Spring cleaning is the only thing we hate about springtime. Then again, there are all kinds of surprises and delights. Try not to be surprised by anything you hear on the show.
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15 minute comedy podcast. Our science department gives the real lowdown on a myriad of science topics. This episode is just too weird to describe. Give it a try. I hope we get a Nobel Prize for this...
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Pop quiz time!
1) Are there foods you like?
2) Is there any such thing as too much of a good thing?
3) Where is the Higgs Bosun?
4) Will we ever stop asking questions?
5) What time is it, really? I'm getting hungry. I should go get some food after I'm done writing the
description.

Aaaaanyways, to find out your score, listen to this week's episode of Comedy Parenting Radio!
(Disclaimer: Episode may not include all the answers to the listed questions.)

You'll howl with laughter when you spend one minute of mayhem with the German Bobsled Team... with a bobcat in their sled. Try not to feel sorry for Jerry as he's rescued from the Olympic cold by a shaved ice salesman. Always a favorite, Cletus Johnson gives a live interview with the winner of the Olympics newest sport: Sticking Your Tongue to a Flagpole. It's Comedy Parenting Radio at the Olympics and you've got a front row seat! (Watch out for those ice skaters...)
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photo credit: http://www.neatorama.com/2018/02/01/The-Slick-Science-of-Making-Olympic-Snow-and-Ice/

The Sword in the Stone, Global Warming, Garland all over the neighbors' trailer. Only the Comedy Parenting Radio cast could cause this much angst taking down the Christmas tree. Let's endeavor to do better next year, boys.

Jerry kicks back and lets Matt pose some of the most ridiculous questions to arguably the biggest Star Wars nerds between Denver and L.A. Recorded off-campus, you'll get the real deal on this show. Not to be missed by anyone who's ever even heard of the movies.
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Recollections of twerpdom abound in this show of twists and turns. Jerry and the gang will astound you with descriptions of adventure, squalor, and Gilligan's Island in a must-see , er... hear show!
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