Sam somehow has nothing except his stuff will be featured on a future episode of Storage Wars. Thomas has several things like kid backpack stories, SMUD trying to sell him the good shit. Male gynecologist. And never never missing hockey games.

We mark the upcoming 20th anniversary of 9/11 in Shoosh fashion. Thomas is a regional manager of sorts. And then some music. Is this good? No idea.

We've got some clothing rantings and then Sam hates Pet Sounds. Also what tf is Jakob Dylan? is he a genius or some weird asshole? We happened to watch Echo in the Canyon to get to the bottom of this question raised by Echo in the Canyon.

Sam found his old comedy notebook and it has a wealth of long lost comedy within it. Thomas is in a fight for his life. Sam's kid shows incredible deference to some pimple faced nobody kid.

He got to Sam. That sonofabitch. Our half brother better be on the lookout. Also conservatives are children and we've just had it with them. Can't take it anymore. And everyone should wear costumes because why not.

Because we don't own watches. Because they're stupid, sorry. Let's see, we talked about: history. Stuff that is a minor inconvenience every day that we have and haven't fixed. A new oven saga. A DMV saga. Who knows what else. Well I guess you do if you just like listen to the show or whatever.

Thomas has mosquito pants. We've got a timely review of The Martian. And Sam just can't get good help these days.

Back to back episodes new world record. We give our in-depth review of a children's production of Willy Wonka and the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Plus some magic talk. Magic is real.

Ok yeah and then this is where we used to type the description? Or is it... Damn I think it is. So we should probably say some jokes or things that were in the episode. But then we wouldn't want to spoil any punchlines so never mind. Alright let me try to find the button to publish it. Just a bunch of cobwebs everywhere