If what you've been missing in your life was more stories about eating too much fast food, we've got the show for you. Sam finally meets his McDonald's best friend, and Thomas has a theory on why lines are taking forever. Also some New Orleans observations.

Sam's got all kinds of tales from his road trip with his son including cowboys, mechanical bulls, and #1 overall NFL draft picks. Thomas has a couple of whatevers but mainly it's Sam's time to shine.

Thomas has some thoughts on being a naked robot in Westworld, Sam has tales of giraffe disposal and how we're all in a zoo and people can't think clearly. It's Comedy and it's a Shoeshine. It's a Comedy Shoeshine.

It's a rare recording in which the brothers Smith are in the same house for some reason. We've got a couple commercials to make fun of including the best commercial ever and the most average commercial ever. Also what if aliens landed on Earth. Then for patrons, we've got a nice extra long bonus segment! Head over to patreon.com/shoeshine and pledge virtually nothing and enjoy that bonus extra!

Sam and Thomas talk about hiring people to do awful jobs they'd never do themselves and how it's really difficult because they'd want to massively overpay. Then, if last episode's softball talk didn't getcha, strap in for some hardcore real talk on fast food vs fancy food.

Thomas has some bull shit about skating class but then most importantly, Sam has a SOFTBALL UPDATE. It's softball, season 3.

Sam's back is out again, and he's also having some crazy dreams that the internet sucks at interpreting. Thomas has some uplifting advice for anyone looking for a job.

Thomas has got a story about technology screwing him over and then Sam's got tales of toilet fixing. All that plus more other things. Patrons get the thrilling conclusion of Bagwan Kenobi.

We're starting a cult. Join up! We've definitely always had an animal magnetism and now after watching Wild Wild Country we finally know what to do with it.

Hey yo everybuday, it's a Comedy Shoeshine. Same stuff different day.